It's starting to look like my "submit the wrong answer strategy" hasn't really paid off yet. The competition's probably over by now, and I never got a 'sorry, no uglies' card. It'd be really great if Doritos would have sent a consolation card to all of us non-winners, instead of leaving us hanging around the mailbox for a few weeks, but I think, in a way, that made the whole thing a little more interesting.
I want to congratulate all of the finalists and the winner for being smart and doing a good job, and all of the other contestants likewise. Now that I'm back to working Monday nights, I've got to be off, but I want everyone to know, if you want help or a worthy opponent in a future competition, the savvy can always find a way to contact me... and, if you're selling medication, chances to win the lottery in obscure countries, or otherwise advertising, leave me alone.
"I may have been beaten, but I'll never be outdone"