8-29 Dish: Phelps To Host SNL
I woke up this morning and was like :O I forgot to write the Dish yesterday!! Don't ask me how I did that, I was totally shocked myself! I was really tired yesterday so that most likely played a part in it. Today, I have a bunch of nothing stories :/ It's like my source didn't feel like writing about REAL things... Oh well, here ya go.
David Duchovny in Sex Addiction Treatment...
See what I mean? "X-Files" star David Duchovny, who currently plays a womanizing writer
on the cable television series "Californication," said on Thursday he
has entered a facility for treatment of sex addiction.
Duchovny, 48, sprang to fame starring as the conspiracy-minded FBI
agent Fox Mulder on Fox network's paranormal thriller "The X-Files,"
which spawned two big-screen spinoffs, one of which ran in theaters
this summer.
Reese Witherspoon Heads to Brazil for Avon...
Hollywood actress Reese Witherspoon is visiting Brazil this week to spread a message of female empowerment, Avon announced.
The Oscar-winning star of Walk the Line and Legally Blonde is an Avon global ambassador.
Kellie Pickler: 'I Hate Wearing Makeup'...
Again, see what I mean? Kellie Pickler may have gained fame after appearing on American Idol, but that doesn't mean she's become a diva.
"I have a team of highly-trained professionals that get me ready because I can’t do it on my own," she told OK! magazine in an interview.
"When I’m out on tour, I usually just do it myself but for TV and
photo shoots I usually have people that help get me ready because it’s
so stressful anyways."
And the "Red High Heels" singer admits that she's not into all that girly stuff anyway.
"I hate wearing makeup anyway – I don’t ever wear it unless I have to."
Labor Day Weekend TV Marathons...
Saturday August 30th 2008:
Bravo: Project Runway
ESPN Classic: Evander Holyfield boxing matches
History: Ax Men
MTV: Parental Control
Science: How Do They Do It?
Spike: CSI
TNT: Law & Order
TruTV: Forensic Files
WGN: Coach
Sunday August 31st 2008:
A&E: Gene Simmons Family Jewels
AMC: Mad Men
Bravo: Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Cartoon Network: Ben 10
Fox Reality: The Amazing Race
G4: Hurl!
History:Ice Road Truckers
MTV: True Life
Spike: CSI
The N: Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide
TLC: Mystery Diagnosis
TNT: Law & Order
TV One: Between Brothers
VH1: 100 Greatest Teen Stars
WE: Bridezillas
Labor Day, Monday September 1st 2008:
A&E: CSI: Miami
ABC Family: My Wife and Kids
Biography: City Confidential
Bravo: Project Runway
Cartoon Network: Pokemon DP: Battle Dimension
Discovery Health: Untold Stories of the ER
Discovery: Dirty Jobs
Disney: Suite Life of Zack & Cody
Food Network: Unwrapped
FX: That 70’s Show
GSN: Press Your Luck
Hallmark: Murder She Wrote
HGTV: House Hunters
History: Tougher in Alaska
Lifetime: Army Wives
Military: Futureweapons
MTV: America’s Next Top Model
MTV2: Rob & Big
National Geographic: The Dog Whisperer
Sci-Fi: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Science: How It’s Made
Soap: Beverly Hills 90210
Speed: 101 Cars You Must Drive
Spike: CSI
Starz: Football movies
TBS: Tyler Perry’s House of Payne
TLC: Jon & Kate Plus 8
TNT: The Closer
Travel: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
TruTV: Party Heat
TV Land: Scrubs
TV One: Martin
USA: Monk
WE: High School Confidential
Katy Perry: Miley and I Text...
Who again cares? lol Katy Perry held nothing back when she spoke to New York radio station Z100 Thursday morning.
She tells Elvis Duran and the Morning Show that she and
Miley Cyrus have a special relationship.
"We have a nice little texting relationship going on," she said. "I hope to be sitting next to her at the VMAs."
For the record, Perry will be performing at the September 7 show.
Phelps To Host SNL...

(UPI) – U.S. Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps is to act as host of the 34th season premiere of Saturday Night Live, NBC announced.
Phelps's appearance on the September 13 edition of the iconic sketch comedy series marks his acting debut, the network said.
Recording artist Lil Wayne will be the show's musical guest that night.
NBC said the "SNL" season premiere will kick off four live shows in a
row. Seven all-new episodes are scheduled to air Saturdays prior to the
U.S. presidential election.
Phelps went 8-for-8 in Beijing and broke Mark Spitz's single-Games record for most gold medals won.
In addition, Phelps became the most decorated Olympian in history, winning 14 career gold medals.
Ronson Hits Back at Lohan's Father...
Lindsay Lohan's
rumored girlfriend Samantha Ronson has hit back at the actress' father
after he accused the DJ of using his daughter to increase her public
profile.
Dad Michael slammed Ronson earlier this week after hearing rumors
she is set to release a tell-all tome about her life with Lindsay.
Venice Film Festival Opens With Pitt, Clooney Comedy...
Brad Pitt and George Clooney star in a madcap comedy by the Coen
brothers in which two gym employees get caught up in the
cloak-and-dagger world of international espionage, with results both
daft and deadly.
"Burn After Reading" -- spy movie meets slapstick farce --
ensured an upbeat opening to this year's Venice film festival, which
opened on Wednesday and winds up in 11 days' time.
Hundreds of screaming fans lined the entrance to the main
cinema on the Lido waterfront to greet the Hollywood heartthrobs, who
signed autographs and joked with the public before taking their seats
for the world premiere of the film.
Celebrity Birthdays...
These stars were all born on Aug. 29:
Actor Elliott Gould is 70.
TV personality Robin Leach (Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous ) is 67.
Country keyboardist Dan Truman of Diamond Rio is 52.
Singer Michael Jackson is 50.
Actress Rebecca De Mornay is 46.
Bassist-singer Me'Shell NdegeOcello is 39.
Singer Carl Martin of Shai is 38.
Actress Carla Gugino is 37.
Guitarist Kyle Cook of Matchbox Twenty is 33.
Actor John Hensley (Nip/Tuck ) is 31.
Bassist David Desrosiers of Simple Plan is 28.
NEW! In Theaters this weekend...
And that's The Dish!