May 2007 - Posts

Home and a Controversy
31 May 07 12:55 PM | Zach | 1 comment(s)
I spent a ton of time today just "walking" around the site, checking everything out. I (probably am not allowed to say this) even get to see some stuff you guys don’t see. And I have finally come to a conclusion. "Walk with me" for a bit. Ever move into a new house and have that new house scent? That sense of comfort? The sense of being home? That’s what I started to feel a little while back today... Oh I can smell that new carpet smell!  Another thing I wanted to post was a "controversy." It’s a bit of a topic that I have been discussing all day. Does what you wear affect your mood? Here’s an example. I dress in jeans (shorts right now) and a decent shirt daily. (My shirts usually are stripped or a polo)  Some people wear “gym” shorts and a shirt and flip flops every day. If I were to wear gym shorts, a shirt and flip flops to work… I would feel uncomfortable. I wear that stuff at home… I rarely have jeans on at home.  What do you think?

 

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Dish... Where hath ye been?
31 May 07 08:59 AM | Zach | 3 comment(s)

The Dish has been stagnant since Idol ended so I thought it was time I picked up on posting my normal Dish. What the dish really should be. Getting back to the root of things. Ya know, what you like to read. Get ready Gold Rush fans. Remember Jericho? Got a story on that one. And that Lindsay Lohan… yeah, she’s just asking for trouble.

 Courtesy of TV.com

About 7000 members of TV.com voted in their latest poll. It was asking which TV show that was being changed (as in canceled, renewed or moved) was the biggest shock. I totally disagree and I know that anyone who sat with me in that chat room during Gold Rush on a Sunday night remember how BORING the show was (don’t tell the producers I said that, I was in an interview with them)

Here were the poll results.

Jericho canceled - 38%
Veronica Mars' fate undetermined - 16%
No More Studio 60 - 7%
Cavemen - 5%
Bionic Woman - 4%
'Till Death renewed - 4%
Private Practice - 3%
Friday Night Lights now on Friday Night - 2%

What do you think?

 Oh Lindsay… Why don’t you listen?

Don’t take that as me feeling sorry for her. I am more or less angry about the whole thing. She is 20. NOT 21. When she goes clubbing and orders her drinks they GIVE THEM TO HER!!! SHE IS 20!!!!!!! Since when has the legal drinking age been 20????? THEY KEEP THE CLUBS OPEN FOR HER!!!! And did I mention she is 20?!?! Here is the story…

California officials are investigating whether there is any evidence Lindsay Lohan was illegally served alcohol before she was arrested for driving under the influence on Saturday.

The 20-year-old, who police picked up after she crashed her Mercedes in Beverly Hills, is under the legal drinking age of 21.

Before her accident, Lohan was spotted partying in West Hollywood nightclub Les Deux. TMZ.com claims to have video footage of the actress leaving the venue at around 3:30am on Saturday morning - an hour and a half after closing time.

It also seems that the rehab clinic that both her and Britney attended didn’t do any good! As soon as Lohan left, she started partying right there after. She is sick and needs serious help.

 Nicole Richie's Email Invite Causes a Fuss…Troubled socialite Nicole Richie is making new enemies after an e-mail invite to a Memorial Day party fell into the wrong hands. The Simple Life star was poking fun at the news stories about her own DUI and weight loss issues in the invite, which encourages pals to "celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer."But experts aren't laughing after the invite was obtained by In Touch Weekly magazine.Richie, who faces a possible jail term in court next month following a drunk driving arrest last year, ends the invite by jokingly urging her friends to "start starving yourself" so they're thin enough to enter the party.

She writes, "There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now."

  

This next story…. I didn’t even want to post… Partially because I already have Lohan in this post and putting Brittany in here too would blow it up!

But I did it anyway…

 Spears: "I Was Like a Child With ADD"…Britney Spears has blogged again on her official website and is speaking out on some of the issues she's been facing. Spears, who recently performed in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami on a comeback tour, posted the 900-word message Tuesday. (I didn’t know she knew 900 words to begin with!)She writes, "Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom," she writes. "Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD [attention deficit disorder]. "I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough. "I just want the same things in life that you want ... and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. ...I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him ... or her."   

Apparently, me not posting tells Celebrities that they can do what they want to… I guess I gotta stay on their case again.

 

 

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Harry Potter update
31 May 07 08:25 AM | Zach | 1 comment(s)

I just wanted to throw something up here before I do my real Dish post in a few minutes... Its a new "segment" I guess you could call it.

Good News for the Harry Potter fans! The movie release date has changed!

Confirmed: Order of the Phoenix release date moved up 2 days ComingSoon is reporting that Warner Bros. Pictures has moved up Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix two days, from Friday, July 13 to Wednesday, July 11. This will give the movie a potential big five-day opening, from Wednesday through Sunday.
The Rules of BBQ Season
25 May 07 08:08 AM | Zach | 5 comment(s)

Since the summer season is literally right around the corner, I thought I would like to insite you on BBQing

After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is some of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

Pirates 101
25 May 07 04:19 AM | Zach | 4 comment(s)
These are coutresy of Movies.com
From Depp's not-fake gold teeth to Pirates 4 banter, get 26 need-to-know facts in our alphabetical guide to all things Pirates

By Kimberly Potts
Getty Images, Peter Kramer A is for antediluvian rock star.
We finally get to see Keith Richards — Johnny Depp's inspiration for his over-the-top performance as Jack Sparrow — in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. But don't think the onscreen turn as Papa Grant Sparrow (complete with a sea-turtle-shaped guitar) intimidated the legendary rocker. The 62-year-old Richards, says co-star Bill Nighy, got so blotto waiting in his trailer on the set that director Gore Verbinksi had to prop him up to film his scenes. Richards' retort: "If you wanted straight, then you got the wrong man."

B is for the black spot.
Bootstrap Bill Turner, father of Will (Orlando Bloom), marks Captain Jack with the large black boil-like protuberance that allows the markee to be tracked by the vile Kraken (see K). In fact, the black spot shows up often as a sign of shame or guilt in pirate-related pop culture, including Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island, the online role-playing game Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates and, yes, even Muppet Treasure Island.

C is for the curse of The Curse of the Black Pearl.
During filming of the first Pirates flick in 2002, a fire sparked on the set and ultimately caused more than $350,000 worth of damage. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Then later, on location in St. Vincent, a large chunk of the crew came down with dysentery, leaving everyone wondering if The Curse wasn't, well, cursed.

Pirates of the Caribbean Ride D is for the Disneyland theme-park ride.
The last major ride to have input from Walt himself, the attraction debuted in Anaheim in 1957. After the success of The Curse of the Black Pearl, it was updated to include Jack Sparrow and Captain Barbossa. The most recent ride-based movie to make it to the big screen was 2003's disappointing Haunted Mansion, with Eddie Murphy in the lead.

E is for the East India Trading Company.
Yes, it was a real establishment, started in 1600 and officially sanctioned by the British government to control that country's trading in, well, India. In the Pirates flicks, it's run by the power-hungry Cutler Beckett (Tom Hollander) — it's been hinted, as Jack was marked as a pirate by Beckett, that Jack also left some sort of mark on his rival and that mark will be revealed in At World's End.

F is for a fourth Pirates movie.
Says Depp, who's indicated he'd return if a good script materialized, "You don't want it to be Rocky 12, certainly. But you never say never." Screenwriters Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, meanwhile, have said, since finishing Pirates 3, they've thought about writing a fourth, but, as Rossio put it, "I can't say if we'll be able to solve the challenge of making a good fourth film or if our screenplay will be enough to get a film made."

Getty Images, Kevin Winter G is for gold teeth.
Depp was so committed that instead of wearing a set of removable gold teeth, he actually had his dentist implant a set for him. Although he eventually removed a few of the choppers, the initial look led to many a panicked phone call from Disney suits. The actor recalls that he finally just said, 'Look, you hired me to do the gig. If you didn't see the stuff I've done before, that's irresponsible on your part … If you don't like it, you can fire me.' … There was one executive in particular who really went out of their way to investigate what the f--- I was up to, and after the release of Pirates, I got a letter from (him) saying, 'Look, I apologize. I was wrong. You were right … I appreciate the fact that you didn't listen to me.'"

H is for Hector Barbossa.
Talk about Method Acting. Jack Sparrow's nemesis, played by Geoffrey Rush, was thought to be dead at the end of Black Pearl. Then, in Dead Man's Chest, when Will, Elizabeth and company ask for Tia Dalma's help in saving Jack from the World's End, she tells them they'll need a skilled captain to navigate their way. Well, the actors had expected, from the script, that Pearl pirate Anamaria was going to show up — so when Rush walked through the door, their faces are showing genuine surprise.

I is for Isla de Muerta and Isla Cruces.
In The Curse of the Black Pearl, the destination is Isla de Muerta, which is where Sparrow's ship has been hidden from him. It's also the scene of the final showdown between Sparrow and Barbossa. In Dead Man's Chest, the magic isle is Isla Cruces ("Crosses Island"), the abandoned area where Davy Jones buried his heart. Rumors suggest Isla Cruces might figure into the action of At World's End

J is for James Norrington.
A member of the Royal Navy, Norrington (Jack Davenport) is in love with Elizabeth and tries to propose to her — except Lizzie faints and takes an, ahem, swan dive into the bay, her heart secretly belonging to Will Turner. Initially gracious about this lack of affection, by Dead Man's Chest he's a bitter drunk, stripped of his honor. He steals Davy Jones' heart and delivers it to Beckett, asking to be returned to post. Does Beckett agree? We find out in At World's End, but a hint: Stills show Norrington in what appears to be an admiral's uniform.

K is for Kraken.
"Krake" is German for octopus, which gives us some idea of what the Kraken actually looks like. In Dead Man's Chest, we never get a full-on shot of the aqua beast, but we do see that its tentacles are giant, its mouth (with circles of huge, spiky teeth) is bigger than Jack Sparrow's entire body, and his breath smells like "a thousand rotting corpses." When the Kraken attacks Barbarossa and Jack the Black Pearl, Jack walks into the its gullet, sword raised, and is swallowed by the natatory nuisance. Buzz has it that the Kraken returns in Pirates 3 — but may not be around for any future sequels (wink, wink).

L is for Levi the monkey.
Barbossa has a pet monkey he named Jack, played by two different primates: a 10-year-old Capuchin monkey female named Tara and an 8-year-old Capuchin male named Levi. According to commentary on the Pirates DVDs, the only way to get the little actors to focus was to squirt them with water guns. By the way, they have their fansite, We Named the Monkey Jack, and yes, Jack the monkey does return in At World's End.

M is for missing script.
Production on At World's End was started without a completed screenplay because filmmakers wanted to overlap the productions of Dead Man's Chest and its sequel so they could share sets and shorten the lag time between release dates.

N is for nine pirate lords.
At World's End climaxes with the Brethren of the Coast meeting — a showdown involving a giant whirlpool between nine pirate lords, Beckett, Norrington and the Royal Navy, and Davy Jones and his Flying Dutchman crew. Among the nine pirate lords: Sparrow, Barbossa and newbie pirate bad boy Sao Feng (Chow Yun-Fat).

Johnny Depp on Pelegostos O is for opening weekend.
It'll be tough to top the opening box office for Dead Man's Chest, which set a new record with a whopping $135.6 million in its first three days of release in July 2006. It went on to earn more than $1 billion worldwide — only the third movie in history to top the billion-dollar mark (after Titanic and The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King).

P is for the Pelegostos.
It's the island where Sparrow lands in Dead Man's Chest while trying to escape an attack by the Kraken. He is thought to be a god by the island-dwelling Pelegostos — unfortunately for him, the Pelegostos believe in honoring their gods by eating them. His escape sequence sparked a bit of controversy when the Carib Indians, who live in Dominica, where the Pelegosto scenes were shot, feared their people were being characterized as cannibals.

Q is for queen of the gypsies, Tia Dalma.
As in the Harry Potter universe, the Pirates universe is rife with wordplay. Tia Dalma (Naomie Harris), the voodoo priestess, for instance, is an anagram of Dalmatia, a reference to the Dalmatian Coast, historically a big pirate hangout. Tia returns for At World's End, but as Harris teases, she will turn out to be "not really who she says she is … she is a lot more powerful."

R is for Ragetti and Pintel.
The bumbling crew members Ragetti (The Office's Mackenzie Crook) and Pintel (Seinfeld's Lee Arenberg) have been providing yucks since the beginning — including Ragetti's repeated drama of losing his fake wooden eyeball. In At World's End, Crook says moviegoers "discover that Lee and I are there for more than just comic relief. It turns out that we do have a purpose in the grand scheme of things." The popular pair also were featured in a tie-in Visa commercial, while Ragetti was part of a tie-in for Pirates-themed M&Ms.

S is for Sao Feng.
The mustachioed Sao Feng (Chinese for "howling wind") is the newest villain. Played by Chow Yun-Fat, he leads a crew of supernatural Chinese pirates from Singapore. Little has been revealed about his character, though it is believed that he kidnaps Elizabeth to blackmail Jack into joining the Brethren of the Coast meeting — and that he is in sole possession of the map Will, Elizabeth, Barbossa and their crew require to save Jack.

T is for Turkey Jerky.
Not just a snack food, but a fine substitute for decomposing pirate skin, apparently. When the special-effects wizards wanted to create a realistic look of rotting flesh hanging from cursed pirate bones in Black Pearl, they scanned in turkey jerky and made it look like the decomposing dermis. Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Getty Images

U is for unrealized Pirates.
Screenwriters Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio have said they originally pitched a movie based on the theme-park ride to Disney back in 1992; the studio passed, and another decade went by before the idea came to fruition. But the wilder bit of what-might-have-been lore involves Steven Spielberg. Rumor has it that the director once got his hands on an early version of the Black Pearl script and wanted to direct it himself, with Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jim Carrey or Bill Murray in the Sparrow role. But the project got stuck in development hell.

V is for Verbinski, Gore Verbinski, Pirates director.
Real name: Gregor Verbinski. Age: 43. Previous jobs: directing music videos and Clio Award-winning commercials, including the famous croaking-frogs TV spot for Budweiser. First films: Mouse Hunt and The Mexican, then the 2002 remake of the Japanese horror film The Ring. He was asked to helm a sequel to The Ring and passed because he "didn't know where to go with it," he says. But he jumped at the chance to revisit Pirates: "The studio said, 'Could you do two more?' And that was sort of challenging to construct a trilogy in reverse, so to speak."

W is for wheel.
One of the most memorable sequences in Dead Man's Chest takes place on a runaway mill wheel, as Sparrow, Turner and Norrington duke it out in a swordfight while the 18-foot-tall, 1,800-pound hunk of round wood rolls through the jungle. "I think the wheel, going upside down and stuff and sword fighting in there (was the most difficult scene)," says Bloom of the eight-day-long shoot. "I was all harnessed, so I couldn't fall out, obviously, but because of gravity, you're really reaching and at one point, the gravity takes you and you're still reaching, but it's pulling you the other way. That was really difficult … (but) it's fun."

X Marks the Spot X is for X Marks the Spot.
Pirates may be singularly responsible for the uptick in interest in all things pirate-related. An ep of ABC's Wife Swap featured a family who lives like pirates (complete with costumes and plenty of "arrrrhs!"). Pirate costumes have become among the most popular Halloween getups. And there's even a (made-up) holiday called International Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19). Wanna learn more? Check out X Marks the Spot: The Archaeology of Piracy, a tome one reviewer calls "the first comprehensive, scholarly look at the artifactual evidence of real pirates."

Y is for "(Yo Ho) A Pirate's Life for Me."
It started out as the theme song for the Disneyland attraction, written by Xavier Atencio and George Bruns. In Black Pearl, it's sung three times: once by Young Elizabeth (played by Lucinda Dryzek); once by older Elizabeth and Jack; and once at the end of the film, in a solo performance by Jack.

Z is for Zoe Saldana.
Saldana played Anamaria, the only female crew member of the Black Pearl in the first movie. In another bit of wordplay, the character's name is an homage to two real female pirates, Anne Bonny and Mary Read, who, like the fictional Anamaria, had to disguise themselves as men to land their gigs. Anamaria didn't return for Dead Man's Chest — but she has been rumored to be in on the action of At World's End.


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The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
24 May 07 08:08 AM | Zach | 6 comment(s)

This is a pledge for all the women who read this blog (and your friends) please put your signature on the line, and keep it. Seriously...

The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood:

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over
and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.
I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,
mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.

If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into
place hoping it will stay put.

I will not live in corn denial

I  promise to visit my local nail salon for foot care and a decent polish.

I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low
price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes.

I promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs
of wear and tear...  (nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals).

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The Midnight Phone Call...
24 May 07 08:06 AM | Zach | 2 comment(s)

Continuing on from my last post which was up a few minutes ago, it is Prom season. The local school around here didnt (thank god) have any fatalities.

We all know what it's like to get that phone call in the middle of the 
night. This night's call was no different. Jerking up to the ringing 
summons, I focused on the red illuminated numbers of my clock. Midnight.  Panicky thoughts filled my sleep-dazed mind as I grabbed the receiver.
 
Hello?"
My heart pounded; I gripped the phone tighter and eyed my husband, who was now turning to face my side of the bed. "Mama?" I could hardly hear  the whisper over the static. But my thoughts immediately went to my daughter. When the desperate sound of a young crying voice became clearer on the line, I grabbed for my husband and squeezed his wrist."Mama, I know it's late, but don't...don't say anything, until I finish. And before you ask, yes, I've been drinking. I nearly ran off the road a few miles back, nd..." I drew in a sharp shallow breath, released my husband and pressed my hand against my forehead. Sleep still fogged my mind and I attempted to fight back the panic. Something wasn't right. "And I got so scared. All I could think about was how it would hurt you  if a policeman came to your door and said I'd been killed. I want...to come home. I know running away was wrong. I know you've been worried sick. I should have called you days ago, but I was afraid...afraid..."
 
Sobs of deep-felt emotion flowed from the receiver and poured into my 
heart. Immediately I pictured my daughter's face in my mind and my 
fogged senses seemed to clear. "I think--" "No! Please let me finish! Please!" She pleaded, not so much in anger but in desperation.
I paused and tried to think of what to say. Before I could go on, she 
continued, "I'm pregnant, Mama. I know I shouldn't be drinking 
now...especially now, but I'm scared, Mama. So scared!" The voice broke again and I bit into my lip, feeling my own eyes fill with moisture. I looked at my husband who sat silently mouthing, "Who is it?" 
I shook my head and when I didn't answer, he jumped up and left the 
room, returning seconds later with the portable phone held to his ear. 
She must have heard the click in the line because she continued, "Are 
you still there? Please don't hang up on me! I need you. I feel so alone."
 
I clutched the phone and stared at my husband, seeking guidance. "I'm 
here, I wouldn't hang up," I said. "I know I should have told you, Mama. But when we talk, you just keep telling me what I should do. You read all those pamphlets on how to talk about sex and all, but all you do is talk. You don't listen to me. You never let me tell you how I feel. It is as if my feelings aren't important. Because you're my mother, you think you have all the answers. But sometimes I don't need answers. I just want someone to listen".

I swallowed the lump in my throat and stared at the how-to-talk-to-your-kids pamphlets scattered on my night stand. "I'm listening," I whispered. "You know, back there on the road, after I got the car under control, I  started thinking about the baby and taking care of it. Then I saw this phone booth and it was as if I could hear you preaching about people shouldn't drink and drive. So I called a taxi. I want to come home." "That's good, Honey," I said as relief filled my chest. My husband came closer, sat down beside me and laced his fingers through mine. I knew from his touch that he thought I was doing and saying the right thing."But you know, I think I can drive now." "No!" I snapped. My muscles stiffened, and I tightened the clasp on my husband's hand. "Please, wait for the taxi. Don't hang up on me until the taxi gets there." "I just want to come home, Mama."
"I know. But do this for your mama. Wait for the taxi, please." I 
listened to the silence in fear.. When I didn't hear her answer, I bit 
into my lip and closed my eyes.. Somehow I had to stop her from driving. "There's the taxi, now."

Only when I heard someone in the background asking about a Yellow Cab did I feel my tension easing. "I'm coming home, Mama." There was a click and the phone went silent. Moving from the bed with tears forming in my eyes, I walked out into the hall and went to stand in my sixteen-year-old daughter's room. The dark silence hung thick. My husband came from behind, wrapped his arms around me and rested his chin on the top of my head. I wiped the tears from my cheeks. "We have to learn to listen," I said. He pulled me around to face him. "We'll learn. You'll see." Then he took me into his arms and I buried my head in his shoulder. I let him hold me for several moments, then I pulled back and stared back at the bed. He studied me for a second, then asked, "Do you think she'll ever know she dialed the wrong number?"

I looked at our sleeping daughter, then back at him. "Maybe it wasn't 
such a wrong number." "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?" The muffled young voice came from under the covers. I walked over to my daughter, who now sat up staring into the darkness. "We're practicing," I answered. "Practicing what?" she mumbled and laid back on the mattress, her eyes already closed in slumber. "Listening," I whispered, and brushed a hand over her cheek. I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote  your name in my heart and forever it will stay..
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To your son, your daughter...
24 May 07 08:04 AM | Zach | 2 comment(s)

As many of you know, I am not a parent. I also said that yesterday that many of you were possibly parents so I thought you would enjoy reading this...

Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see
your face and laugh when I feel like crying.
 
Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you
want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is.
Just for this morning, I am going to step over the
laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to
play.
Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the
sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of
yours together.


Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone
and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the
backyard and blow bubbles..
Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not
even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the
ice cream truck, and I will buy you one if he comes
by.

 
Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you
are going to be when you grow up, or second guess
every decision I have made where you are concerned. 



Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake
cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix
them. 



Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's
and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both
toys..
 

Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and
tell you a story about how you were born and how much
I love you.


Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the
tub and n ot get angry. 


Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late
while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.
 

Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for
hours, and miss my favorite TV shows.
 

Just for this evening when I run my finger through
your hair as you pray, I wi! ll simply be grateful
that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.
 

I will think about the mothers and fathers who are
searching for their missing children, the mothers and
fathers who are visiting their children's graves
instead of their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers who
are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer
senselessly, and screaming inside that they can't
handle it anymore.
 

And when I kiss you good night I will hold you a
little tighter, a little longer. It is then, that I
will thank God for you, and ask him for nothing,
except one more day.............  

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Wow Zach, couldnt you wait like a day or something?
23 May 07 09:36 PM | Zach | 4 comment(s)
The Dish is back to the "default" skin (see the previous post about skins....) Please continue to suggest COLORS... If you didnt know, I am color blind... Maybe I will repost that one soon.
American Idol Season Finale Part 2
23 May 07 09:05 PM | Zach | 2 comment(s)

After that break, we went into the second half of the show. We are now in the home stretch!

After the break, they showed a montage of the Ford Music Videos. They each got a Mustang. Then Carrie Underwood came out and sang I’ll Stand By you. Speaking of Idol Gives Back, We never got a grand total amount!

Clive Davis came out next to give a Special Presentation. Carrie Underwood was presented with an award because she has sold 6 mil. albums. Congrats Carrie.

Clive also thanked everyone behind the scenes at Idol, I take part of that thanks ;) I do blog about the show… So I kinda am involved…

I have to take a 5 minute pause after this, got a puzzle…

While I was working on the puzzle, I was glad to hear that I didn’t have to see Sanjaya sing on the stage again. But I did make it back in time to see Green Day on stage.

Taylor Hicks came out after the break singing his latest single. Then my FAVORITE American Idol and Jordin on stage. I was absolutely a Ruben Studdard Fan. Every time I hear him sing, I smile from ear to ear. Want to know why? I saw his audition, knew from then that he would win. He was also the reason I started watching.
Bette Midler sang next, had some definite pitch problems… didn’t know the pro’s had them…

Beatles tribute up next with Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Hicks, Carrie Underwood, Ruben Studdard, and the Top 12.

Well, finally, we have ended the show! We are here to crown a winner. Who???? Should I tell you? Alright, the winner is ………………. Dim the lights………. 74 million votes……………… the winner of American Idol 2007 is…………………. Is……………………. Jordin Sparks. Congrats.

Tune in next week for my Idol 6 recap.

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American Idol Season Finale Part 1
23 May 07 07:57 PM | Zach | 2 comment(s)

It’s the night we’ve all been waiting for. Who will take the title? The beat boxer from Seattle or the sweetheart? I know I got that wrong… This is American Idol!!

Blake got louder noise than Jordin… I am really not sure what’s going to happen!

Soon after the opening of the show, Blake and Jordin sang “Saw her standing there”. Little bit of lovin goin on during that song ;)

Next Gwen sang from a stage out where ever she is on tour right now. Then Ryan told us that after the break the top 12 would be on stage and that there will be a few surprise waiting for us.

Kelly Clarkson sang her latest single…

Then it was the Golden Idols Awards!!! I couldn’t catch the nominations.

Then the top 6 guys came out and sang. Yes, even Sanjaya… still sucks at singing. (Oh, this is a family blog? Woops, better bleep that out…) They also sang with Smokey Robinson.

Yep…. He still cant sing…

After the break, Blake sang with Doug-E-Fresh. Awesome. Best performance on the stage so far tonight. Then another Golden Idol. I think I will have a report tomorrow on the entire list. The girls got together and sang “Heard it through the grapevine” I wouldn’t have known that until the Chorus because it was so original. Gladys Knight sang with the Idol Girls next…

They came back with Tony Bennett singing, which was awesome I must add.

And another Golden Idol…

Finally for the hour, Melinda, my IDOL sang with…. Umm… I cant remember! What a fantastic way to end the first hour!

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American Idol Pre-Show
23 May 07 06:57 PM | Zach | with no comments
The show started off very fast with an interview with Jennifer Hudson. They talked about how if you don’t win idol, win an oscar.

Next Simon, his girlfriend and Jordin came on the set. Simon basically said Congrats to Jordin in advance for winning.

Third, Randy walked on stage, then Ruben, they talked about his new album. Ruben moved on and Blake walked up to the mic. Talked to him about going to sell lots of albums.

Finally a break…. Phew!

I got up to get dinner, a veggie burger and a salad, and Taylor Hicks was on camera. He stunk last year. They also talked about how most of the previous Idol’s (all but Fantasia) will be on stage singing one song. Something that they haven’t done before…

Shockingly, another break…

Sanjaya was next…. Wanted to smack em.

Paula spoke next. She sounded like she went to some pre-idol parties… had a few drinks.

Zac Efron came up next. Talked about who he thinks is going to win (Jordin obviously) and what he is currently working on.

One final break before the start of the show…

Carrie Underwood talked about how she gets to perform tonight J

Melinda, my IDOL, was next! She is going to get to sing tonight!! WoOOHOooooOOO

And that my friends is the end of the preshow!

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Get ready...
23 May 07 06:47 PM | Zach | with no comments
10 minutes until the finale starts!!!
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How its going down tonight...
23 May 07 06:06 PM | Zach | with no comments
Idol doesnt start until 8:00 PM EST tonight BUT the Pre-Idol show starts at 7:30... I will try to cover that in one post and each half of the normal show in a post. So thats 3 (4 counting this one) posts about Idol tonight alone!!
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Letter from Scout-camp
23 May 07 08:47 AM | Zach | 3 comment(s)

I know a lot of adults who read the blogs here on Steeple Media, and there are some "younger aged" "kids" too... Hopefully those of you who are sending your kids to summer camp this summer dont get this letter and hopefully those younger ones who are going to camp dont send this letter. Sorry for this scoutmom!

Dear Mom & Dad,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and twosleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned becausewe were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Ohyes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast.

I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps.It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn'tbeen for the lightning. Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on ahike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him.Did you know that if youput gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes.

Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to expect some thing to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders.

It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us.Scoutmaster Keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he's a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jesse how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't sw im, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some Scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about us not wearing life jackets.He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit
badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works.

Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our Scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time.By the way, what is a pedal file? I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy some more beer. Don't worry about anything.
We are fine.

    Love,
    Chris

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