March 2007 - Posts

How is April Fool's going down on the Dish?
31 March 07 09:44 AM | Zach | with no comments
I have been asked many times if I was going to do an April Fools prank on my blog. Well, I have a lot up my sleaves thats for sure! Tomorrow, I will post 3-4 different blog posts. 2 of them will be totally lies... The other 2 will be true. I have received special emails from important people about the true things (I'm trying not to give too much away)

I'm going to stop talking before I do give it away... If you figure out which 2 posts are true before, lets say Monday, then you will win a prize, probably the American Idol cup or if you already won that, a magazine subscription or something. Good luck and have a wonderful April Fools. By the way, dont trip on any banana peels!!
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The search for a "Dancing with the Stars" blog post-er...
30 March 07 08:18 AM | Zach | 2 comment(s)

I just got some free time this morning (literally, I was told to take 15 minutes off) so I thought what a better way to spend my free time writing a blog post! Here is your celebrity update for today! I am looking for someone to cover the show Dancing with the stars. If you check down by that article post, there is more information. Also, if you would like to cover any TV show on the dish, all you have to do is email me and I will post it! No problem there!!

 

Britney, K-Fed Reach Divorce Settlement…

At the beginning of the year, I thought that Britney and Lindsay Lohan will be the top stories of 2007. I must say, that I never thought I would be right.

Britney Spears' estranged husband could walk away from the highly publicized divorce with $1 million, according to TMZ.com.

Kevin Federline will also share joint custody of their two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

 

Halle Berry Came Close to Killing Herself…

I think we might be hearing more from Halle Berry this year sometime.

Halle Berry came close to committing suicide after the end of her marriage to baseball star David Justice, but changed her mind at the last minute, fearing her death would leave her mother heartbroken.

The Oscar-winning actress was so depressed after the relationship collapsed in 1997, she started the process of poisoning herself with carbon monoxide in her car.

Could she be the next Anna Nicole?

 

Reality TV Star Charged With DUI…

19-year-old Jessica Smith, former star of Laguna Beach, was arrested Monday on a felony DUI charge by the California Highway Patrol and booked into the Orange County jail.

Does anyone even watch that show anymore?

 

Versace to Sue Over Daughter's Anorexia Coverage…

Fashion designer Donatella Versace and her ex-husband Paul Beck are going to sue several newspapers over their reporting of their daughter's battle with anorexia.

On Tuesday night, reports suggested 20-year-old Allegra Versace Beck had been hospitalized after years of battling the eating disorder.

 

Model Paulina Porizkova First to Be Dumped on "Dancing"…

I do not watch Dancing with the Stars. If anyone out there would like to write up a short paragraph summing up the show, that would be great and I would post it on the dish. Email me at sm.TheDish@gmail.com

Model Paulina Porizkova's dancing career ended Tuesday when she was the first celebrity booted off Dancing with the Stars.

Porizkova and her dancing partner Alec Mazo, who was the first season champ, only got a chance to perform a foxtrot and mambo on the fourth season of the popular ABC show.

 

Anna Nicole Offered to Fund Film to Play Marilyn Monroe

She was turned down for the starring role in a movie about the actress' second husband Joe DiMaggio. Directors feared if she was cast as her icon, other stars would turn down the role of DiMaggio.

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My TV will be turned off until Sanjaya is gone.
28 March 07 08:17 PM | Zach | 9 comment(s)

Tonight’s the moment of truth. We go down to single digits. Its also a night when Ryan rushes through everything. Hopefully, Sanjaya will leave…


When we returned from the break, we saw the new Ford commercial. Then, right into the safe vs. bottom three.  Blake is safe. LaKisha is safe. Phil is in the bottom three. Melinda is safe. Chris Richardson is safe. Stupid Sanjaya is safe. Haley is in the bottom three. Jordin is safe.  That means, either Chris Sligh or Gina is in the bottom three. After the break, Gwen sings and we get the question of the night.

 

After Gwen sings, I am going to turn off the show and that’s it. Sanjaya is still safe and I am not going to continue watching good singers get kicked off the show. Good night American Idol. See you when your Sanjaya-less.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
28 March 07 01:27 PM | Zach | 5 comment(s)

For those of us out there who are Harry Potter fans, the cover has been released for the newest book!!

Borders_HPCover.jpg is uploaded at imgplace.net

Also, here is the spread for the book.

Borders_HPSpread.jpg is uploaded at imgplace.net

This definitly leads to some speculation as to what to expect from the book! These images are coutrsey of borders.com. I have 3 copies pre-ordered and paid for as of today, I also have a week vacation starting that same day (as in I get the book at midnight and leave later that day) but I cannot bring the book! I will have to live without the book for a week I guess. I want to re-read the books starting now just because its been over a year since I read the books and want to refresh my memory.

Let me know what you expect of the next book in the comments! Also, share with me how many copies you have pre-ordered.

Can We Send Him Home Now?
27 March 07 08:15 PM | Zach | 7 comment(s)

Gwen Stefani is the special guest tonight training the Idols for their pop song theme. Also, Gwen and Akon will be singing The Sweet Escape tomorrow on the show. Honestly, I’ve never seen Gwen or heard her talk.

I wanted to introduce you to a brand new website called www.VoteAGAINSTtheWorst.com. Check it out and support it! Could be our only hope to get a certain someone off the show.

I have decided that this season I will watch the show and judge without the input of the judges. I mute them while I type my results. Then I replayed the results during breaks and said who I agreed with. Honestly!! These performances are in order so if you are still up until 12:00 PM EST tonight, you can still call in! Remember the number is 1-866-IDOLS(43657)-(their two digits eg. 01 or 12) OR if you have a Cingular Wireless phone, you can text the word VOTE to 57(their two digits). ((OK now I really feel like Ryan))

 

01. LaKisha Jones sang Last Dance by Donna Summer.

            How I think they did: To hear Gwen say “I should be asking her for singing advice” was pretty cool. I was glad to see her do something up tempo for a while. She belted it out quite well. Good way to start the show.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 2) (Last week: 2)

 

02. Chris Sligh sang Every Little Thing You Do Is Magic by The Police.

            How I think they did: It was ok for me, he kept getting off beat. He rushed a bit. There was a bit of off pitch as well at the beginning. Other than that it was pretty good.

I agree with Randy on replay.

My Order (This week: 7) (Last week: 6)

 

03. Gina Glockson sang I’ll Stand By You by The Pretenders.

            How I think they did: for the first time in a few weeks, I thought she did exceptionally well. The outfit was ugly but that’s not my competition to judge.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 8) (Last week: 10)

 

-----ATTN: You are now entering DO NOT VOTE Zone. --------------------------------------

Sanjaya “Makes-me-throw-up” Malakar “Rak a lam” sang Bathwater by No Doubt.

            How I think they did: SEE even Gwen doesn’t like Sanjaya. Song started off crappy (what else is new). He was actually on pitch for a few seconds there. THEN HE FORGOT THE WORDS!!! By the way, hair was aweful.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: -5000) (Last week: 11) ((Even tho, we don’t matter anymore))

-----ATTN: You are now leaving DO NOT VOTE Zone. ---------------------------------------

 

05. Haley Scarnato sang True Colors by Cyndi Lauper.

            How I think they did: She was whispering at the beginning, it was hard to hear her sing… Not my favorite performance. She is kinda on the same level with Sanjaya I think. Well, maybe a bit better.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 9) (Last week: 8)

 

06. Philip Joel "Phil" Stacey sang Every Breath You Take by The Police.

            How I think they did: One of my more favorite songs, thought he started off well. Besides the fat that I was singing along, I thought it was good. He was off pitch at some parts.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 6) (Last week: 8)

 

07. Melinda Doolittle sang Heaven Knows by Donna Summer.

            How I think they did: That was awesome. She could come out there singing the ABC’s and still get great ratings from America and the Judges.

I agree with Randy on replay.

My Order (This week: 1) (Last week: 1)

 

08. Blake Lewis sang Lovesong by The Cue.

            How I think they did: I thought he did very well. Another favorite pop song of mine. It was different for him. No beat boxing?

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 3) (Last week: 3)

 

09. Jordin Sparks sang song by singer.

            How I think they did: It was a risky song but she got cocky towards the end. I will move her up a bit.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 4) (Last week: 7)

 

10. Chris Richardson sang Don’t Speak by No Doubt.

            How I think they did: I agree with Gwen, he does that ‘singing olympic’ thing. He was a little weak throughout the song especially during the chorus. He played it safe tonight, a little too safe.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 5) (Last week: 4)

 

I did want to give you a “Starvation for Sanjaya” update. She is still alive. She is just very tired all the time. Now all she does is blog and sleep. Please don’t vote for Puke face tonight and vote for everyone else!!! She most likely will not last another week.

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A Celeb Dirt post before Idol Madness
27 March 07 02:06 PM | Zach | with no comments

Tonight is Idol night so I thought I would get a quick little Celeb Dirt post up. Here is the dirt. Also about Idol, head on over to my forum page and tell me who you think will win the show!!

 

Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" is Junked…

Ashton Kutcher's prank show Punk'd is ending after five years of terrorizing celebrities.

Kutcher hosted, executive produced and created the MTV show, which set up his famous friends without their knowledge.

 

Eddie Griffin Wrecks $1.5 Million Ferrari…

Comedian Eddie Griffin has created an insurance company nightmare after crashing a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo at a charity racing event.

The actor, while promoting his new film 'Redline,' was practicing for a charity car race, when he drove around the Irwindale Speedway in California a little too fast.

I'm no expert, but I think he should stick to comedy.

 

Britney Rushed to Medical Facility…

Britney Spears was rushed to a Los Angeles medical center Sunday night after breaking a tooth.

The singer, 25, visited the Century City Medical Plaza following the dental emergency.

 

Miss USA 2007 Crowned

Smith, 21, graduated from Belmont University with a degree in journalism and is highly involved in community volunteering. She has also traveled to South Africa with Oprah Winfrey to help disadvantaged young women.

 

And for those who live under a tree…

Accidental Overdose Caused Anna Nicole's Death

Nine prescription drugs including anti-depressants, anti-anxiety drugs and the sedative chloral hydrate were found in Anna Nicole's blood.

 

Something that's way off blog topic…

Texas Man Kills Wife, Flirts with 9-1-1 Operator

That is the stuff I would like to see in another blog. I would read that one a lot!! Just odd news stuff. You can email me if you would like the topic! sm.TheDish@gmail.com

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You heard it here first... Well, maybe. Anna Nicole Smith autopsy report
26 March 07 04:23 PM | Zach | 3 comment(s)

Well, you would have heard it here first but my TV died, literally died right before they showed the autopsy reports. Here is the actual autopsy report (courtesy of TMZ.com)

Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental drug overdose with traces of nine prescription drugs in her blood, including anti-depressants and sedatives, Florida officials said on Monday. There was no evidence of illegal drugs in her body, said Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper, who gave a detailed account of the events leading up to her death that included her temperature at various times and the medication she took.

Perper said Smith suffered severe depression after the death of her 20-year-old son, Daniel, who died of a drug overdose in the Bahamas hospital after Dannielynn was born.

Nine prescription drugs including anti-depressants, anti-anxiety drugs and the sedative chloral hydrate were found in Anna Nicole's blood, Perper said.

 

 

BROWARD COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINER

5301 SW 31st AVENUE

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL 33312

NAME: Vickie Lynn Marshall                     AUTOPSY NO: 07-0223

SEX: Female                                                DATE OF AUTOPSY: February 9, 2007

RACE: White                                                TIME OF AUTOPSY: 10:36 a.m.

AGE: 39                                                         PROSECTORS: Gertrude M. Juste,                                                                                                                    M.D.

DOB: 11/28/1967                                                     Associate Medical Examiner

and

Joshua A. Perper, M.D.

Chief Medical Examiner

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FINAL PATHOLOGICAL DIAGNOSES:

I. ACUTE COMBINED DRUG INTOXICATION

A. Toxic/lethal drug:

Chloral Hydrate (Noctec)

1.Trichloroethanol (TCE) 75ug/mL (active metabolite)

2.Trichloroacetic acid ( TCA) 85ug/mL (inactive metabolite)

B. Therapeutic drugs :

1. Diphenhydramine (Bendaryl) 0.11 mg/L

2. Clonazepam (Klonopin) 0.04 mg/L

3. Diazepam (Valium) 0.21 mg/L

4. Nordiazepam (metabolite) 0.38 mg/L

5 Temazepam (metabolite) 0.09 mg/L

6. Oxazepam 0.09 mg/L

7. Lorazepam 22.0 ng/mL

C. Other non-contributory drugs present (atropine, topiramate, ciprofloxacin,

acetaminophen)

II. LEFT GLUTEAL PANNICULITIS, WITH ABSCESS FORMATION AND

RECENT LINEAR HEMORRHAGE

III. FIBROSIS WITH FAT NECROSIS (CHRONIC REPEATED INJECTIONS OF

VARIOUS MEDICATIONS IN BUTTOCKS) OF DERMAL AND

SUBCUTANEOUS TISSUES, BILATERAL GLUTEAL REGIONS AND

ANTERIOR RIGHT THIGH

IV. GASTROENTERITIS, MILD, OF PROBABLE VIRAL ETIOLOGY

V. DEPRESSION FOLLOWING RECENT DELIVERY OF TERM INFANT AND

RECENT DEATH OF ADULT SON (SEPTEMBER 2006)

Vickie Lynn Marshall February 9, 2007 10:36 a.m. 07-0223

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VI. MODERATE CONGESTIVE HEPATOMEGALY (2550 GRAMS)

VII. FIBROUS PLEURAL ADHESIONS

VIII. CHRONIC THYROIDITIS (HASHIMOTO THYROIDITIS)

IX. WELL HEALED SUPRAPUBIC SCAR (STATUS POST CESAREAN

SECTION)

X MINIMAL, INSIGNIFICANT MYOCARDIAL FIBROSIS

XI. STATUS POST MEDICAL INTERVENTION

A. Endotracheal tube placement

B. Right jugular line placement

C. Cardiac Monitoring devices and defibrillator pad placement

D. Bilateral anterior elbow and left anterior wrist venipuncture sites with

surrounding ecchymoses

XII. STATUS POST BILATERAL *** IMPLANTS WITH SCARRING, LEFT

AREOLA

XIII. MICRO-INFARCT OF BRAIN, LEFT OCCIPITAL WHITE MATTER

XIV. MINOR CONTUSIONS, POSTERIOR SHOULDERS

 

OPINION:

Vickie Lynn Marshall was a 39-year-old white female who died of acute combined drug

intoxication. Abscesses of buttocks, and viral enteritis were contributory causes of death.

The manner of death is determined to be: ACCIDENT

 

OFFICIALS PRESENT AT AUTOPSY:

Joshua A. Perper, M.D.,LL.B.,M.Sc., Chief Medical Examiner; Gertrude M. Juste, M.D., Associate Medical Examiner; Predrag Bulich, M.D., Assistant Medical Examiner; Harold Schueler, Phd., Chief Toxicologist; Stephen J. Cina, M.D., Deputy Chief Medical Examiner; Joseph Anderson, Forensic Photographer; James Fleurimond, Forensic Photographer; Irma Motem, Forensic Technician; Dean Reynolds, Morgue Supervisor; Reinhard W. Motte, M.D., Associate Medical Examiner; Detective Rich Engels of the Broward Sheriff’s Office, Crime Scene Unit; Chief Tiger of the Seminole Police Department and Deputy Mike Jacobs of the Seminole Police Department.

 

CLOTHING:

The body is clad in a light green hospital gown, which is intact, dry and clean. There is no jewelry present.

 

EXTERNAL EXAMINATION:

The body is that of a well-developed, well-nourished white woman appearing the offered age of 39 years. The body measures 71 inches and weighs 178 pounds.

The unembalmed body is well preserved and cool to touch due to refrigeration. Rigor mortis is fully developed in the major muscle groups. Livor mortis is fixed and purple posteriorly except over pressure points. However, during initial examination in the emergency room, there was no rigor and lividity was at a minimum and unfixed. The skin is intact and shows no evidence of trauma except for medical intervention. The scalp hair is blond and measures up to 5 inches in length in the frontal area and up to 19 inches in length in the back and on top of the head. There are multiple blonde hair extensions including several pink strands attached to the natural hair, which shows light brown roots. The irides are hazel and the pupils are equal, each measuring 0.5 centimeter in diameter. The corneae are clear and the sclerae and conjunctivae are free of petechiae. The nasal bones are intact by palpation. The nares are patent and contain no foreign matter. There is a 3-millimeter raised nodule on the right side of the nose. The natural teeth are in good condition. The frenula are intact. The oral mucosa and tongue are free of injuries. The external ears have no injuries. There are bilateral earlobe piercings; no earring or jewelry were present. There are no earlobe creases.

The neck is symmetrical and shows no masses or injuries. The trachea is in the midline. The shoulders are symmetrical and are free of scars.

The chest is symmetrical and shows no evidence of injury. There were bilateral breasts with asymmetry of the left *** due to scarring. The flat abdomen has no injuries. There are piercings above and below the umbilicus. The back is symmetrical. The buttocks have inconspicuous small scars, bilaterally. There is a flat, round scar on the lower aspect of the left buttock approximately ½ inch in diameter.

The genitalia are those of a normally developed adult woman. There is no evidence of injury.

The anus is unremarkable.

The upper extremities are symmetrical and have no injuries. The fingernails are long and clean. There is a linear ½ inch scar on the anterior right forearm. Two parallel linear scars measuring 1 inch and 2 inches are on the anterior surface of the left forearm.

The lower extremities are symmetrical. The toenails are short and clean. There is no edema of the legs or ankles.

There is no abnormal motion of the neck, the shoulders, the elbows, the wrists, the fingers, the hips and ankles. There is no bony crepitus or cutaneous crepitus present.

 

EVIDENCE OF INJURY:

A dissection of the posterior neck and upper back show a 2-¼ x 2-¾ inch reddish, recent contusion of the subcutaneous and superficial muscle layer of the left posterior shoulder. A recent, reddish, 1-¾ x 1-½ inch reddish contusion is present on the right posterior shoulder involving the superficial muscular layer.

 

EVIDENCE OF RECENT MEDICAL TREATMENT:

A properly positioned size 8 endotracheal tube retained by a Thomas clamp is present at the mouth with the marker 22 at the anterior teeth. Electrocardiogram pads are on the anterior chest in the following order: two on the right anterior shoulder, two on the left anterior shoulder, one on the upper anterior left arm, one each on the anterior side, one each on the anterior leg.

Two defibrillator pads are present: one to the right of the midline, above the right ***, and one to the left of the midline, below the left ***.

There is intravenous line placement at the right anterior neck with hemorrhage into the anterior strap muscles of the neck. One recent needle puncture mark is in the right antecubital fossa and two recent needle puncture marks are at the anterior left elbow with surrounding ecchymoses. There is one recent needle puncture into the medial one-third of the left anterior forearm with surrounding ecchymosis. A recent needle puncture mark is at the left anterior wrist with surrounding reddish ecchymosis, 1 inch in diameter.

 

OTHER IDENTIFYING FEATURES:

There are multiple scars and tattoos on the body.

 

SCARS:

A ¾  x ½ inch flat scar is on the upper inner aspect of the right *** quadrant. A ½ x 3/8-inch scar is on the medial aspect of the left nipple. There are circular scars adjacent to both areolae. The right inframammary skin has a linear transverse . inch remote “chest tube” scar. There were bilateral inframammary and transverse linear 3-¾ inch scars compatible with left and right mammoplasty with *** implants. There are circular scars surrounding piercings above and below the umbilicus. A flat 3/8 inch in diameter scar is present on the middle third of the anterior surface of the right thigh. Lateral to this scar is a ½ inch in diameter flat scar. There are several scattered small inconspicuous scars on both buttocks. There is a cluster of multiple, parallel, linear, well-healed scars on the anterior and lateral aspects of the right leg covered by a tattoo.

 

TATTOOS:

There is a pair of red lips in the right lower abdominal quadrant.

Two red cherries are on the right mid pelvis.

A “Playboy Bunny” is on the left anterior mid pelvis.

The words “Daniel” and “Papas” are on the mid anterior pelvis region.

A mixed tattoo on the right lower leg and ankle represents: Christ’s head; Our Lady of Guadalupe; the Holy Bible; the naked torso of a woman; the smiling face of Marilyn Monroe; a cross; a heart and shooting flames.

A mermaid on a flower bed with a pair of lips underneath it laying across the lower back.

INTERNAL EXAMINATION:

The body was opened with the usual Y incision. The *** tissues, when incised, revealed bilateral implants, each containing 700ml of clear fluid. The implants were surrounded by a thick connective tissue capsule with a thick yellow fluid. The content of each capsule was collected for bacteriological cultures.

 

BODY CAVITIES:

The muscles of the chest and abdominal wall are normal in color and consistency. The lungs are neither hyperinflated nor atelectatic when the pleural cavities are opened. The right lung shows adherence to the parietal pleura and to the diaphragm interiorly. The ribs, sternum and spine exhibit no fractures. The right and left pleural cavities have no free fluid. There are extensive right pleural fibrous adhesions. The mediastinum is in the midline. The pericardial sac has a normal amount of clear yellow fluid. The diaphragm has no abnormality. The subcutaneous abdominal fat measures 3 centimeters in thickness at the umbilicus. The abdominal cavity is lined with glistening serosa and has no collections of free fluid. The organs are normally situated. The mesentery and omentum are unremarkable.

 

NECK:

The soft tissues and the strap muscles of the neck, aside from the previously described focal hemorrhages, exhibit no abnormalities. The hyoid bone and the cartilages of the larynx and thyroid are intact and show no evidence of injury. The larynx and trachea are lined by smooth pink-tan mucosa, are patent and contain no foreign matter. There is a focal area of reddish hyperemia at the carina associated with the endotracheal tube. The epiglottis and vocal cords are unremarkable. The cervical vertebral column is intact. The carotid arteries and jugular veins are unremarkable.

 

CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM:

The heart and great vessels contain dark red liquid blood and little postmortem clots. The heart weighs 305 grams. The epicardial surface has a normal amount of glistening, yellow adipose tissue. The coronary arteries are free of atherosclerosis. The cut surfaces of the brown myocardium show no evidence of hemorrhage or necrosis.

The pulmonary trunk and arteries are opened in situ and there is no evidence of thromboemboli. The intimal surface of the aorta is smooth with a few scattered yellow atheromata. The ostia of the major branches are of normal distribution and dimension. The inferior vena cava and tributaries have no antemortem clots (See attached cardiopathology report for additional details).

 

RESPIRATORY SYSTEM:

The lungs weigh 550 grams and 500 grams, right and left, respectively. There is a small amount of subpleural anthracotic pigment within all the lobes. The pleural surfaces are free of exudates; right-sided pleural adhesions have been described above. The trachea and bronchi have smooth tan epithelium. The cut surfaces of the lungs are red-pink and have mild edema. The lung parenchyma is of the usual consistency and shows no evidence of neoplasm, consolidation, thromboemboli, fibrosis or calcification.

 

HEPATOBILIARY SYSTEM:

The liver weighs 2550 grams. The liver edge is somewhat blunted. The capsule is intact. The cut surfaces are red-brown and of normal consistency. There are no focal lesions. The gallbladder contains 15 milliliters of dark green bile. There are no stones. The mucosa is unremarkable. The large bile ducts are patent and non-dilated.

 

HEMOLYMPHATIC SYSTEM:

The thymus is not identified. The spleen weighs 310 grams. The capsule is shiny, smooth and intact. The cut surfaces are firm and moderately congested. The lymphoid tissue in the spleen is within a normal range. The lymph nodes throughout the body are not enlarged.

 

GASTROINTESTINAL SYSTEM:

The tongue shows a small focus of submucosal hemorrhage near the tip. The esophagus is empty and the mucosa is unremarkable. The stomach contains an estimated 30 milliliters of thick sanguinous fluid. The gastric mucosa shows no evidence or ulceration. There is a mild flattening of the rugal pattern within the antrum with intense hyperemia. The duodenum contains bile-stained thick tan fluid. The jejunum, ileum, and the colon contain yellowish fluid with a thick, cloudy, particulate matter. There is no major alteration to internal and external inspection and palpation except for a yellowish/white shiny discoloration of the mucosa. The vermiform appendix is identified. The pancreas is tan, lobulated and shows no neoplasia, calcification or hemorrhage.

There are no intraluminal masses or pseudomenbrane.

 

UROGENITAL SYSTEM:

The kidneys are of similar size and shape and weigh 160 grams and 190 grams, right and left, respectively. The capsules are intact and strip with ease. The cortical surfaces are purplish, congested and mildly granular. The cut surfaces reveal a well-defined corticomedullary junction. There are no structural abnormalities of the medullae, calyces or pelves. The ureters are slender and patent. The urinary bladder has approximately 0.5 milliliters of cloudy yellow urine. The mucosa is unremarkable.

The vagina is normally wrinkled and contains no foreign matter. The uterus shows a reddish endometrial lining with no evidence of intra-uterine pregnancy. The fallopian tubes and ovaries are within normal limits.

 

ENDOCRINE SYSTEM:

The adrenal glands have a normal configuration with the golden yellow cortices well demarcated from the underlying medullae and there is no evidence of hemorrhage. The thyroid gland is mildly fibrotic and has focally pale gray parenchyma on sectioning. The pituitary gland is within normal limits.

 

MUSCULOSKELETAL SYSTEM:

Postmortem radiographs of the body show no acute, healed or healing fractures of the head, the neck, the appendicular skeleton or the axial skeleton. The muscles are normally formed. Dissection of the right anterior thigh in the aforementioned areas of scarring revealed subcutaneous fibrosis and multiple small cysts containing turbid, yellow fluid. The cyst-like structures range in sizes from 0.5 centimeters to 1.2 centimeters in diameter. The cyst associated with the most medial scar is 8 millimeter in diameter and has a calcified wall and the cyst associated with the more lateral scar measures 1 centimeter in diameter. Vickie Lynn Marshall February 9, 2007 10:36 a.m. 07-0223 Dissection of the buttocks reveals diffuse subcutaneous scarring and fat necrosis of the adipose tissue bilaterally with three subcutaneous cystic structures containing light yellow, clear, thick liquid within the left buttock. The right buttock contains similar cysts with similar content, with at least one cyst wall being calcified. The left and right buttocks have foci of recent, hemorrhagic tracts within the subcutaneous adipose tissue and the superficial and deep muscular layers extending from the skin surface. There is a deep-seated 3 x 2.5 x 2 centimeter abscess within the musculature of the left buttock with a creamy, yellow-green pus on sectioning. A recent, hemorrhagic, needle tract extends into the abscess wall from the skin surface.

 

CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM:

The scalp has no hemorrhage or contusions. The calvarium is intact. There is no epidural, subdural or subarachnoid hemorrhage. The brain has a normal convolutional pattern and weighs 1300 grams. The meninges are clear. The cortical surfaces of the brain have mild to moderate flattening of the gyri with narrowing of the sulci. The brain is cut after formalin fixation and a separate neuropathology report is attached.

 

SPECIAL PROCEDURES:

Layer by layer anterior and posterior neck dissections were conducted. Dissection of the entire back including both gluteal regions was conducted. A biological trace evidence was collected. Multiple hairs were pulled from various parts of the head. The nails of the left hand were cut and preserved. Additional blood and tissue samples for DNA was collected.

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Zach's Word of the Day and a Dishly filling
23 March 07 08:56 AM | Zach | 3 comment(s)

So far, today has been a very boring day.  I thought it was a perfect time to dish the dirt rather than do the work I need to do.  Here is your celebrity update (and today’s word of the day too!).

 

Anna Nicole's Autopsy Results to be Revealed Monday…

The moment we have all been waiting for is Monday. When she first passed away, we were told that we would know how Smith died two weeks thereafter.

Dr. Perper will hold a press conference Monday at 10:30 AM EST and I think it will be shown on CNN. Don’t quote me on it though.

 

Nicole Richie Diagnosed With Hypoglycemia…

The Simple Life star Nicole Richie has been diagnosed with the blood disorder hypoglycemia.

The condition means the skinny socialite's blood sugar levels are often too low to provide an adequate amount of energy for her body.

 

Vivica A. Fox Busted for DUI…

Actress Vivica A. Fox was arrested for suspicion of DUI late Tuesday in California, according to TMZ.com.

The 'Kill Bill' star was busted driving 80 mph in a 2007 Cadillac Escalade on the 101 Freeway around the San Fernando Valley.

 

David Letterman's Former Sidekick Dies…

Actor Calvert DeForest, David Letterman's former sidekick, has died after a long illness. He was 85.

DeForest enjoyed a successful career as a TV character actor, but is most famous for playing oddball Larry "Bud" Melman on Letterman's TV talk shows from 1982 to 2002.

 

Britney is Out of Rehab!...

That was the shortest 30 days I have ever seen. I wonder if those days where she checked in and out and in and out counted as days…

Britney Spears has left rehab after completing a four week program at a Malibu, California treatment center and has pleaded with the world's media to respect her privacy.

The troubled pop star - who checked into the Promises rehabilitation center last month - was being treated for substance abuse, but it is unclear exactly when the 25-year-old left the facility.

 

Word of the Day…

animadversion \an-uh-mad-VUHR-zhuhn\, noun:
1. Harsh criticism or disapproval.
2. Remarks by way of criticism and usually of censure -- often used with 'on'.

Used in a sentence: Sanjaya always receives animadversion after he sings.

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To many of the dislikers of Sanjaya (and the cheesecake lovers) out there...
22 March 07 06:03 AM | Zach | 5 comment(s)

A few people have sent me stuff overnight about Sanjaya. I will try to get it all up eventually but I thought this was good for today! Good luck on the Starvation for Sanjaya and the "Pass the Cheese Cake, I hate Sanjaya" foundations. Hopefully, something will be done. Over on scoutmom's blog, she has a wonderful badge that I have printed about 50 copies and am handing out today. Below are those images I promised you!!

 

everytimezd2.png is uploaded at imgplace.net SanjayaSucks.jpg is uploaded at imgplace.net

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Starvation for Sanjaya Continues
21 March 07 08:40 PM | Zach | 6 comment(s)

Tonight my friends, could be the end of Starvation for Sanjaya. At least we hope. There were a ton of people that wanted to keep him just because of this Hunger Strike. I totally think that’s wrong. First up singing  was Ron White, I mean Peter Noone.

 

After the break, Brad Garrot was eliminated from the competition (star of ‘Til Death). Ryan complained that he didn’t have enough time to fit everything in which I can see why. He then chose 3 people at a time to stand and have them sit down. Here are the groups. Blake, Melinda and Phil are safe. Chris Sly, LaKisha and Jordan are safe. (The Killer) Sanjaya, Haley and Gina are safe. Chris Richardson and Stephanie Edwards are the bottom two tonight. I didn’t have either of them down there. In fact, they were 4th and 5th on my list!

 

I am very T-ed off about Sanjaya not going home already. I kinda want to just turn it off now and quit watching. That kid NEEEEEEDS to go home! Lulu preformed after the break.  The answer to their question was A.

 

As soon as we returned they sent Stephanie out. They pretty much just said good bye. We didn’t even hear her sing.

 

This is a Sanjaya Hater video that I found tonight (its about a week old) It basically explains everything we feel towards Sanjaya. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJM733e9LdQ be warned! Foul language in that video. The “S word” (Sanjaya)

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Starvation for Sanjaya, "Devil" Doolittle
20 March 07 08:58 PM | Zach | 4 comment(s)

Sorry about the lack of posts again. I promise its for a good reason this time. I caught a cold over the weekend and cant shake it. I am HOPING that Sanjaya will kick the can tonight. I really want him gone. We need to work together and kick em out! Tonight’s theme is “The 60’s Invasion.” Songs from the British invasion in the 60s featuring Peter Noone and Lulu.

 

I have decided that this season I will watch the show and judge without the input of the judges. I mute them while I type my results. Then I replayed the results during breaks and said who I agreed with. Honestly!! These performances are in order so if you are still up until 12:00 PM EST tonight, you can still call in! Remember the number is 1-866-IDOLS(43657)-(their two digits eg. 01 or 12) OR if you have a Cingular Wireless phone, you can text the word VOTE to 57(their two digits). ((OK now I really feel like Ryan))

 

01. Haley Scarnato sang Tell Her No by The Zombies.

            How I think they did: It wasn’t my favorite performance from her. She seemed to be too far away from the mic at parts. It wasn’t it for me… Maybe its because I am sick.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 8) (Last week: 10)

 

02. Chris Richardson sang Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying by Gerry & the Pacemakers.

            How I think they did: I really liked how he had the guitarist out on stage with him. It was pitchy at times but it was a nice change. After a while, it was all in tune and it turned out very nicely.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 4) (Last week: 5)

 

03. Stephanie Edwards sang You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me by singer.

            How I think they did: Honestly, if she left the show and got a singing contract, she would be another Beyonce. That was an amazing performance.

I agree with _ on replay.

My Order (This week: 5) (Last week: 4)

 

04. Blake Lewis sang Time of the Season by The Zombies.

            How I think they did: I really liked it. I thought it was a good change for this evening which have all been slow songs. This song was taken out of the old days and made current. Great job Blake! If he released that today on CD, it would be at the top of the charts tomorrow.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 3) (Last week: 3)

 

05. LaKisha Jones sang Diamonds are Forever by Sheena Easton.

            How I think they did: I really don’t like this era of music, It all sounds the same. LaKisha changed that for me. I thought this was awesome. Not one of my favorites from her but still was very good.

I agree with Paula and LaKisha on replay.

My Order (This week: 2) (Last week: 2)

 

06. Philip Joel "Phil" Stacey sang Tobacco Road by The Nashville Teens.

            How I think they did: He rocked it. I have been waiting all season for someone to rock out. There were some pitch parts were ok but the song turned out well.

I agree with Randy on replay.

My Order (This week: 8) (Last week: 7)

 

07. Jordan Sparks sang I Who Have Nothing by Tom Jones.

            How I think they did: One word. WOW. Her best performance so far. The song however really was depressing, I just feel down after that. We need another Phil song.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 7) (Last week: 6)

 

08. Sanjaya “Makes-me-throw-up” Malakar “Rak a lam” sang You Really Got Me by The Kinks.

            How I think they did: Can I hear some SINGING this week Sanjaya? There were people in the audience crying when he was singing… That was AWEFUL with a capital A. On the bright side, it was better than the other performances hes done.

I agree with I think Simon… not sure what he said on replay.

My Order (This week: 11) (Last week: 12)

 

09. Gina Glocksen sang Paint It, Black by The Rolling Stones.

            How I think they did: eh, it was ok. I haven’t liked her from the start and I wish she wasn’t here. She has been to Hollywood before and I didn’t like her then.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 10) (Last week: 9)

 

10. Chris Sly sang She’s Not There by The Zombies.

            How I think they did: Eh, it was just OK again. He needs to work on WOWing me and no one else. Ok, after it was over, I thought it turned out ok.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 6) (Last week: 8)

 

11. Melinda Doolittle sang As Long As He Needs Me by Shirley Bassey.

            How I think they did: This is truly the American Idol. That was the best way to end the night and that is why she is always last. It was absolutely incredible.

I agree with All three on replay.

My Order (This week: uh duh 1) (Last week: 1)

 

This week we have someone going on a hunger strike unless Sanjaya gets kicked off the show. I completely support this person in their strike, if I wasn’t so hungary, I would join in. Hopefully he will be gone tomorrow and she can enjoy some nice Sanjaya-free food. By the way, she was featured on our news station tonight. If you have a myspace page, please comment on hers at www.myspace.com/starvationforsanjaya and let her know about my blog!! I would love to have her reading here. Here is her tape.

 

Overall, the contestants were FANTASTIC tonight (besides Sanjaya) and I hope to see the RIGHT person to be eliminated tomorrow.

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To fill your Dish Craving
16 March 07 09:47 AM | Zach | 4 comment(s)

Today I might start to see more free time in my schedule!! It’s a miracle, I haven’t been able to sit down and write a celebrity blog post in a while. I thought I would catch everyone up a bit on a few various topics.

 

Still no ‘Cause of Death’ for Anna Nicole Smith…

I seriously thought we would know right now how she died! I was watching the news last night and they said that they found some possible evidence that she may have overdosed. We already thought that. BUT!! It could be murder because the doctors who gave her the drugs would be convicted.

In other news, OJ Simpson is on the list for her baby… I am too

 

Angelina Jolie Apologizes to New Son for Media Attention

Angelina Jolie has apologized to her newly adopted son Pax Thien for bringing him into her high-profile life.

The actress, who completed the adoption of the three-year-old Vietnamese orphan Thursday, is upset with the paparazzi who turned her son's first encounter with celebrity into a terrifying experience.

And while Jolie regrets the media attention surrounding the new addition to her family, she is determined to keep Pax in touch with his roots.

Hey, if I was that kid, I wouldn’t mind the paparazzi! Not to mention having her for a mom…

 

Zsa Zsa's Husband Sues O'Reilly Over 'Fraud' Claims…

I have never heard of this guy before he wanted to claim Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter.

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic Von Anhalt has filed a lawsuit against TV news host Bill O'Reilly after the anchorman made disparaging comments against him on air.

The Hungarian royal, who made headlines last month when he claimed to be the possible father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter, was appalled when O'Reilly attacked him on his O'Reilly Factor show.

Blah Blah Blah…

 

Regis Philbin Undergoes Successful Triple Bypass Surgery…

Regis Philbin, co-host of Live with Regis, has successfully undergone triple bypass surgery.

The 75-year-old star went under the knife Wednesday morning. Dr. O Wayne Isom performed the surgery at Weill Cornell Medical Center in New York City.

He is old for a TV talk show host.

 

Simon Cowell: "I Sell More Records Than Bruce Springsteen"…

Need I say more?

Simon Cowell is upset with Bruce Springsteen's reported $100 million deal with Sony BMG - insisting he should be entitled to a larger sum from the record company than the rock star.

The American Idol judge and music mogul believes his contribution to the label's sales is worth up to $500 million, because he has helped shift millions of albums through the TV reality franchise - and thinks it's unfair he has been offered the same monetary contract as the singer.

He says, "I sell more records than Bruce Springsteen... If he got 100, I should have got 500. In the last five years, I've probably sold over 100 million records."

Courtesy World Entertainment News Network 2007

 

Alright my friends, looks like I need to get some work done. I hope that filled your craving for celebrity news!!

 

Fifth Grader Question of the Day

What does DST stand for?

So close, yet so far away
15 March 07 04:55 AM | Zach | 5 comment(s)

Finally, the first eliminations on the big stage. No more cramming people in on that little thing. Immediately, they sang a tribute to Diana Ross. Then they showed the first Ford commercial of 2007. I really liked it! You can watch all the commercials on Americanidol.com.

 

Then they started sending people down to the bottom 3… Brandon Rogers and Phil Stacey were in the bottom 3 thus far. Only two people left are Sanjaya and Haley. They have done this for a few weeks now. Sanjaya will be safe and Haley will be in the bottom three.

 

When we came back, Diana Ross sang a song on stage. I thought it was a very good performance, what else can I say, someone of her talent is not going to come out on the stage and sing a horrible song.

 

When we returned, Sanjaya entered the Bottom 3. Quickly thereafter, Phil went back and had a seat. Before he even sat down, Sanjaya got to take a seat in the top 11. Brandon went home. I am so angry that he was this close to being gone, that I cant write anymore tonight. See you tomorrow for “5th Grader”

 

Question of the Day:

On which continent will you find the Nile River?

Too many forgetful words
13 March 07 09:27 PM | Zach | with no comments

Well my friends, we made it to the BIG stage!!! 12 people will sing over the course of two hours and I will keep you up to date. Here we go! Note, there may be duplicate “Last Week” numbers due to the Guys and Girls singing on different nights.

 

I have decided that this season I will watch the show and judge without the input of the judges. I mute them while I type my results. Then I replayed the results during breaks and said who I agreed with. Honestly!! These performances are in order so if you are still up until 12:00 PM EST tonight, you can still call in! Remember the number is 1-866-IDOLS(43657)-(their two digits eg. 01 or 12) OR if you have a Cingular Wireless phone, you can text the word VOTE to 57(their two digits). ((OK now I really feel like Ryan))

 

01. Brandon Rogers sang You Can’t Hurry Love by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: He looked scared when he came out on the stage. He warmed up really fast. His voice cracked right in the middle of the song. He forgot his words! That is not something you want to do the first night on the big stage. I will say this, it was not good enough to continue though.

I agree with Randy and Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 11) (Last week: 4)

 

02. Melinda Doolittle sang Home by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: Why is she in this competition? Sign her a record deal today!!! She is in an entirely different league than everyone else in this show. That was truly amazing! She is the best one we have.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 1) (Last week: 1)

 

03. Chris Sly sang Endless Love by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: I thought he did quite well. It is hard to sing right after Melinda though, but he did his best. Not my favorite performance of his but it is the second best so far tonight.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 8) (Last week: 2)

 

04. Gina Glocksen sang Love Child by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: I would say this was my favorite performance of hers so far, not that I like her or anything… It was just OK to me. She will, however, be back next week.

I agree with Randy on replay.

My Order (This week: 9) (Last week: 6)

 

05. Sanjaya Malakar sang Ain’t No Mountain High Enough by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: He started out VERY weak. I didn’t like it very much. He under-sang the song. He really needs to go home. Can’t wait to hear what Simon has to say…

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 12) (Last week: 8)

 

06. Haley Scarnato sang Missing You by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: At first she looked like Katherine McPhee. Sounded like she was off pitch at the beginning. I think she forgot the words in the middle right there. This was probably one of her more memorable performances. Ah, and Simon now has her name memorized, as do I.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 10) (Last week: 7)

 

07. Philip Joel "Phil" Stacey sang I’m Gonna Make You Love Me by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: He started out a bit too soft, but he warmed up in time for the Chorus. I thought he did well tonight. Was not my favorite.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 7) (Last week: 7)

 

08. LaKisha Jones sang God Bless the Child by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: I have to say that this was not my favorite performance from “Kiki” it was still one of the best tonight.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 2) (Last week: 2)

 

09. Blake Lewis sang You Keep Me Hanging on by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: I really liked this song! I have heard the original and I liked this version better!

I agree with Randy on replay.

My Order (This week: 3) (Last week: 1)

 

10. Stephanie Edwards sang Love Hangover by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: It was just OK for me. I lost interest around 15 seconds in. She definitely forgot the words.

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 4) (Last week: 3)

 

11. Chris Richardson sang The Boss by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: Its about time we had an up tempo song!  I thought it was very good, I liked that he moved around and went to the secondary stage. He came prepared tonight.

I agree with Randy on replay.

My Order (This week: 5) (Last week: 3)

 

12. Jordan Sparks sang If We Hold On Together by Diana Ross.

            How I think they did: I thought it was just OK. It wasn’t special or anything. If they wanted to end the show with a bang, Melinda should be out there right now. I couldn’t get “into” the song, and the pointing thing has to go. That’s how she was “talking to the audience”

I agree with Simon on replay.

My Order (This week: 6) (Last week: 4)

 

Tonight was an interesting night, there was a lot of forgot lyrics, and a ton of talent. Tomorrow will be interesting, I put Sanjaya in the bottom 3, but I know that since VoteForTheWorst.com has him on their calling lists, he will still be here next week.

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What Kind of World do You Want?
11 March 07 10:10 PM | Zach | 1 comment(s)

What kind of World do You want? Think Anything. Let’s start at the start, build a masterpiece. Be careful what you wish for, History starts now…

 

The band Five for Fighting released a new single to attack the top 40 charts called “World.” It is a great song and really got me thinking.

 

Should there be people or peoples
Money, Funny pedestals for Fools who never pay
Raise your Army - Choose your Steeple
Don't be shy, the satellites can look the other way

 

Yes, even the Steeple is mentioned in the song. So shouldn’t we do something? Along with the song, a website was created called “www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com.” The website has many videos submitted by ordinary people who have ideas on how to change the world.

 

I heard about this website on Friday afternoon and I watched all the videos on the site at the time.

 

The world is in our hands. What can we do? We are working together to put together a video from everyone here to submit to the site. We will also have to pick a charity.

 

I am working on getting more detail, but I think the charity we pick gets the money raised by the hits on our video.

 

If you have a minute or two, put in the comments What kind of World you want and we will work on the video that will be posted here and on whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com as well.

If you have a video, you can email it to me at sm.TheDish@gmail.com and we will add it as well.

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