You cant avoid those political ads

Published 07 November 06 01:18 AM | Zach

This is more of a topic that Bj not Bk would talk about but I thought I would bring it up.

As we all know, elections are Tuesday night and the commercials are getting annoying. Let me go through what a normal TV program is like during this time.

 

Lets say I was watching a TV show. Why don’t we call it Shmeal or no Shmeal. Again this is all figuratively speaking.

 

The open to Shmeal or no Shmeal is all happy then they go to the commercials. You see about 15 commercials that are like an argument between 2 candidates on the ballot. These commercials are not only bickering about the other candidate and how they stole money from the other candidate and how someone wants to give more money to education but the other person wants more money to give to the poor.

 

These ads are so horrible, I could go grab a camera that someone threw out and make a better ad selling old stinky socks and why they should buy them. But then my sister would make a commercial about how my socks were stolen from the poor and her’s are genuine. Then I would make a commercial saying that she stole money from me and that’s why you should buy my stinky socks.

 

These ads are so horrible, I have seen SPELLING mistakes in them. And to throw all of that together, now Politicians are having their family advertise for them and blame other politician for stuff. And then they cry and beg for the watchers to vote for their daddy.

 

There is one that really bugs me right now that goes “If your happy and you know it clap your hands” that puts down another politician for wanting to decrease a bunch of stuff.

 

I am just glad that tonight was the last night that I will have to deal with these commercials for a while.

 

So remember, if all else fails, blame the other guy.

 

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Comments

# scoutmom said on November 6, 2006 10:23 PM:

Almost as bad as the commercials are the telephone calls.  "Hello, this is Bill Clinton, vote for Jim Doyle, blah blah blah"

If they call, I won't vote for them!  Running out of candidates!