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Wesley: "Woman, I really like you. Let's court." Pretty Girl: "Well, with the feelings I have for you, I just see you as a friend." Just a friend?! (emphasis on just) When did friendship become a lesser role? Why is it that a girl I pursue decides that, while she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she automatically gets to get the title of friend. I have high expectations for my friends. You don't just get to be my friend; you have to earn my friendship. If you just want to be a friend, join the other 347 people on Facebook who are just my friend. So what is a friend? Cicero says friendship is when individuals are perfectly honest and truthful. C.S. Lewis says lovers share naked bodies and friends share naked personalities. Both guys missed it. Friendship is this: [CAUTION one slightly vulgar word is used] By the way, I've created a new website called AcquaintanceBook. Join today. -Wesley
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