Aye, Mateys, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day 2007

Arrrr, ye scurvy dogs! This be yer chance to talk like a pirate and not have them bilge rats ye call "co-workers" make fun of ye fer once!
So, grab yerself a rum, sharpen up yer hook, slap on a fresh eye patch, and let 'er rip! Give me yer best "pirate speak"
(For those of you who be piratically challenged, here be the link to some official pirate translators: http://talklikeapirate.com/translator.html)
And if ye be a low-down land lubber - that be okay, too, so long as ye be talkin' like a pirate today!!!