Makes You Wonder...

Published 06 September 07 03:42 PM | scoutmom

 - What is the speed of dark?

- When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

- Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

- If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of
earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

- How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

- If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

- What's another word for synonym?

- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?

- When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

- Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes
don't have a row 13, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

- How can there be self-help groups?

- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

- Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

- Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

- Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

- Where are Preparations A through G?

- Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

- If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

- When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?

- When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

- What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

- If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

- Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

- When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $9.95 per minute.

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Comments

# Fluffy Cow said on September 6, 2007 04:49 PM:

Well... depends on the cow!

I homeschool my kids.  That means I get to talk to myself and call it a parent-teacher conference!!!

These are great!!!

# bechoo said on September 6, 2007 09:42 PM:

Thanks for the laugh scoutmom :)

# Sandi said on September 7, 2007 07:40 AM:

I enjoyed these :) Thanks

# fleur_de_lis said on September 7, 2007 11:32 AM:

Those are great!