The Bears are Doomed - The Return of BAD Rex

Published 21 August 07 06:05 PM | scoutmom

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! Yep, folks, it's the return of Bad Rex.  Three fumbles - twice on snaps - a REALLY deep interception and he hung around long enough to get sacked  Oh, sure, he did manage a touchdown run - of one whole yard.  But he had to carry it twice for -1 yards first!

Last week was the Good Rex - 8 of 10 in Houston, but this week he was back to the same old thing. 

And then there was afterwards where he blamed the fumbled snaps on anything but himself:

Coach:  "You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me ."

Rex:  No I didn't. Honest... The ball was wet.  The hands were sweaty.  The crowd was too loud.  I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

Rex removed his helmet to make a wordless appeal.

Coach:  Oh, Rex...Rex...

It's going to be a loooooooooooooooong season.
 

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# Fluffy Cow said on August 21, 2007 09:33 PM:

Preseason.  Doesn't count!

# fleur_de_lis said on August 21, 2007 11:19 PM:

Sorry, I'm into midget football! What fun it is to see those kids learning how to play.