August 2007 - Posts

Arrr! Don't be Forgettin' That Sept. 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day!
31 August 07 01:52 PM | scoutmom | 4 comment(s)

Talk Like A Pirate Day   

That's right, mateys, just 19 more days till we be back to talkin' like the scallywags we are!  (Remember, grammar need NOT be correct when you're pirate talking!)

Now, before ye get started, here are the only three, true pirate jokes (these being pirate jokes, consider them rated PG - and I don't just be meaning pretty good!):

Thar be only three pirate jokes in the world. The biggest one is the one that ends with someone usin' "Arrr" in the punchline. Oh, sure, thar be plenty o' these, but they're all the same damn joke.

"What's the pirate movie rated? - Arrr!"
"What kind o' socks does a pirate wear? - Arrrrgyle!"
"What's the problem with the way a pirate speaks? - Arrrrticulation!"

...and so forth.

The second joke is the one wear the pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me n*ts!"

And finally. A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!"

And there ye have it. A symposium on pirate humor that'll last ye a lifetime - so long as life is violent and short.

(Eternal gratitude to them fine folks at TLAP for that humor) 

To get the full piratical info, visit the official TLAPD site:  http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

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Random Thoughts
30 August 07 07:05 AM | scoutmom | 2 comment(s)

Sometimes, the mind begins to wander in a different direction.  As my son ends his leave and heads off, I was pulled totally off course.  So today I offer you these ten things: 

10. Never yell at a cat.  It's a waste of breath - the cat doesn't care.
9.  Get the door for the guy behind you.
8.  Smile.
7.  Having a piece of really, really good chocolate is NOT breaking your diet.  Having twelve is.
6.  Call your parents just to say "hello".
5.  Make up a new word and use it in a sentence (and enjoy everyone's reaction to it):  "Man, I can't believe how strumbled this weather has been!"
4.  Share a really funny story.  Once.
3.  When you're really mad at your husband (or wife or whomever) - go in the bathroom, lock the door, turn on the fan, turn on the water - THEN tell them what you think of them.  Trust me on this one.  If you're still upset, yell at the cat - they don't care.
2.  It's a speed limit, not a suggestion.  However, that doesn't mean park yourself in the left lane and do EXACTLY 55 - move over and let the other guys pass!
1.  Hugs are a good way to let someone know you love them.  Saying it is even better.


What are your words of wisdom? 

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Driver of Lance Briggs' Crashed Lamborghini Revealed
28 August 07 08:55 AM | scoutmom | 3 comment(s)

You heard it hear first, folks.  Yes, the driver who crashed Lance Briggs' $375,000 black Lamborghini was none other than...

...drum roll please...

Rex Grossman.  Yeah, apparently the steering wheel just slipped right through hands!  (Ba-dump ching!)

Oh, come on, lighten up!  I'm a Bears' fan and I think it's funny!  So it's not a side-splitter, but it made you smile, right?

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A Fable for Cubs Fans
27 August 07 09:01 AM | scoutmom | 2 comment(s)

 
A man died and went to H-E-double toothpicks (trying to keep this safe for the family, folks).

"Welcome to (you know where).  Hope you enjoy the heat!   Mwahaha!"

The man replied   "Heat?  Big deal. I'm from Chicago, this is no worse than living in a two-flat with no air conditioning."

Hmmph, the devil thought, I'll show him!  So, he cranked up the heat.

"What about now?  Hot enough for you?"

The man just shook his head.  I SAID I'm from Chicago!  I've lived through driving the Dan Ryan during a July rush hour."

No matter what the devil did, no matter how high he turned the temperature, the man didn't seem at all bothered by it.  Finally, he had an inspirational idea.  He made it cold.  Bitter cold.  Sub-Arctic cold!  Snow and icicles were everywhere.

Feeling a little smug, he went to confront the man.  He couldn't believe his eyes.  The man was ecstatic, jumping up and down, yelling and cheering.  But he couldn't hear what he was saying.

As he got closer, the devil could finally make it out:  "YAHOO!!! The Cubs won the World Series!"

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DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TRY OUT FOR THE REALITY SHOW TONTINE!
23 August 07 07:35 PM | scoutmom | 4 comment(s)

 COURTESY OF REALITY BLURRED: 

Tontine contestants will give up their life savings to fund the show’s $10 million prize

Tontine, the forthcoming reality show that promises the biggest prize in reality TV history—$10 million—will get that cash from the show’s contestants, who will give up their life savings to participate.

Bostonist discovered that twist attending an open casting call in Boston, where the show’s casting director, Tad Frank, and host, Rob Mariano, told potential contestants, “The 10 million that’s up for grabs is not coming from the network. It’s coming from the contestants,” and then asked auditioners, “Are you going to be able to walk with 14 other people’s life savings?”

As the site notes, “Ten million split 15 ways is about $666,667, and few people have that kind of net worth. … One of Tontine’s staffers, Phill Gunter, said that the network airing the show — no one is revealing the network yet — will fill in the gap once the cast is assembled. Personality and a willingness to risk everything is what’s most important.”

Bostonist also reports that the show will film “for 100 days — the longest shoot in reality-show history — and the cast and crew will visit all the continents, including Antarctica.”

 

 http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/tontine/2007_Jul_30_life_savings

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Texas Hands Baltimore a Major Shellacking 30-3
23 August 07 08:12 AM | scoutmom | 3 comment(s)

You know, you look at that score and you think "Wow, the Cowboys really trounced the Ravens." NOT! No, folks, that was the score in Wednesday's Texas Rangers - Baltimore Orioles baseball game. And to top it off, it was only game one of a double-header. This game set the record for runs scored in a double header in the first game. The Rangers' Wes Littleton pitched three scoreless innings, protecting a 27-run lead and earned his second career save.

"I knew we'd get the bats going, but I never expected anything like this" said Ranger manager Ron Washington. "When the faucet is on, you want it to stay on. You never want to cut it off. " Maybe Baltimore should have called a plumber!

The Rangers are the first team in 100 years to score 30 runs in a game, setting an American League record. The previous was 29 runs scored by the red Sox in 1950 and Chicago White Sox in 1955.  (The all-time record of 36 runs was set by the Chicago Colts - now the Cubs - on June 29, 1897.)

"This is something freaky" according to Marlon Byrd who hit one of two Rangers' grand slams. "You won't see anything like this again for a long, long time. I am glad I was on this end of it." Yeah, no kidding. And how about the other grand slam, hit by Travis Metcalf who was called up from Triple-A Oklahoma that morning? "It was AMAZING in capital letters."

"We set a record for something on the good side of baseball," said Washington.

At one point, the Orioles led the game 3-0, then the train derailed. Texas scored five runs in the fourth, nine runs in the sixth, ten runs in the eighth and the for good measure scored six more times in the ninth.

And all this came hours after it was announced that Baltimore Oriole's manager Dave Trembley would return for the 2008 season. Trembley was asked after the game how you handle such a crushing defeat. "You have a real short memory and you let it go."

Good luck with that one, Dave.

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New Reality Show - And You Still Have Time to Tryout For a Chance to Win $10 MILLION!
22 August 07 11:00 AM | scoutmom | 4 comment(s)

EDIT:  DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES APPLY FOR AND/OR TRY OUT FOR THIS SHOW - YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP YOUR LIFE SAVINGS TO DO SO!!!   http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/tontine/2007_Jul_30_life_savings

 There's a new game show hosted by "Boston Rob" of Survivor and Amazing Race fame.  If you have a passport, you're in good physical AND mental health, and you have 4 months of your time to devote to being a contestant, you can still apply.  The prize is $10,000,000 and of course it's winner take all.  Although the casting auditions are completed, the response was so overwhelming that they have extended the deadline to August 31 and you can now begin your application with an email.

The show is called "Join the Tontine".  Anyone who watched M*A*S*H will remember what a tontine is from the episode with Colonel Potter and the bottle of brandy.  To anyone else, you can think of a tontine as "last man standing". 

To read about the show and for all of the information on how to apply to be a contestant, go to http://www.jointhetontine.com/

Hutch plans on applying.  Let me know if any of you apply - and especially if you are chosen - so I can post the info and your fellow Steeps can cheer you on!

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The Bears are Doomed - The Return of BAD Rex
21 August 07 06:05 PM | scoutmom | 2 comment(s)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! Yep, folks, it's the return of Bad Rex.  Three fumbles - twice on snaps - a REALLY deep interception and he hung around long enough to get sacked  Oh, sure, he did manage a touchdown run - of one whole yard.  But he had to carry it twice for -1 yards first!

Last week was the Good Rex - 8 of 10 in Houston, but this week he was back to the same old thing. 

And then there was afterwards where he blamed the fumbled snaps on anything but himself:

Coach:  "You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me ."

Rex:  No I didn't. Honest... The ball was wet.  The hands were sweaty.  The crowd was too loud.  I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

Rex removed his helmet to make a wordless appeal.

Coach:  Oh, Rex...Rex...

It's going to be a loooooooooooooooong season.
 

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NCAA Football Pre-Season Rankings - AP and USA Today Polls
20 August 07 10:25 AM | scoutmom | with no comments

The NCAA Football pre-season rankings are out and USC's Trojans are on top of both the AP and USA Today polls. It's the third time in 4 years they have been ranked #1 in the AP poll.  "It's exactly where we hope and expect to be," coach Pete Carroll said. "It's a symbol of what we're all about."

The Trojans have gone 59-6 since 2002, with two national championships and have been No. 1 on the list 82 times.  Only three other schools have been on there more (Notre Dame - 95, Okalahoma - 95, and THE Ohio State -88). 

They fully expect to win it all again this year. 

"That's what we're here for. We're here to do it better than anybody has ever done it before," Carroll said. "That's the single thought. That's what drives us. If that's the case, you want to be No. 1 forever."

For the Big Ten, The Wisconsin Badgers are 7th on both lists, with Michigan 5th,  Ohio State 10th on the AP and 11th on the USA Today list, Penn State 17th and 18th respectively. 

How did your favorites fare? 

AP Top 25
 1. USC (62) 0-0 1,622
 2. LSU (2) 0-0 1,511
 3. West Virginia (1) 0-0 1,396
 4. Texas 0-0 1,375
 5. Michigan 0-0 1,371
 6. Florida 0-0 1,276
 7. Wisconsin 0-0 1,192
 8. Oklahoma 0-0 1,166
 9. Virginia Tech 0-0 1,148
10. Louisville 0-0 1,031
11. Ohio State 0-0 876
12. California 0-0 790
13. Georgia 0-0 782
14. UCLA 0-0 605
15. Tennessee 0-0 571
16. Rutgers 0-0 560
17. Penn State 0-0 542
18. Auburn 0-0 519
19. Florida State 0-0 392
20. Nebraska 0-0 377
21. Arkansas 0-0 376
22. TCU 0-0 283
23. Hawaii 0-0 256
24. Boise State 0-0 187
25. Texas A&M 0-0 162
Others Recieving Votes
Missouri 128, Georgia Tech 94, Boston College 75, Oregon 73, South Carolina 69, Miami (FL) 68, Alabama 66, Oregon State 42, Wake Forest 40, South Florida 28, Arizona State 17, Brigham Young 14, Southern Miss 12, Notre Dame 11, Virginia 7, Clemson 6, Oklahoma State 3, Texas Tech 2, Purdue 1, Houston 1, Kentucky 1, North Carolina State 1.

USA Today Poll
 1. USC (45) 0-0 1,481
 2. LSU (4) 0-0 1,372
 3. Florida (9) 0-0 1,278
 4. Texas 0-0 1,231
 5. Michigan (2) 0-0 1,218
 6. West Virginia 0-0 1,205
 7. Wisconsin 0-0 1,114
 8. Oklahoma 0-0 1,026
 9. Virginia Tech 0-0 1,005
10. Ohio State 0-0 919
11. Louisville 0-0 836
12. California 0-0 763
13. Georgia 0-0 604
14. Auburn 0-0 595
15. Tennessee 0-0 583
16. Rutgers 0-0 466
17. UCLA 0-0 454
18. Penn State 0-0 440
19. Nebraska 0-0 388
20. Arkansas 0-0 360
21. Florida State 0-0 301
22. TCU 0-0 233
23. Boise State 0-0 222
24. Hawaii 0-0 214
25. Texas A&M 0-0 209
Others Recieving Votes
Boston College 150, Georgia Tech 150, Miami (FL) 91, Notre Dame 90, South Carolina 90, Wake Forest 71, Missouri 58, Oregon State 52, Brigham Young 47, Clemson 30, Oregon 30, South Florida 26, Texas Tech 20, Alabama 16, Oklahoma State 15, Southern Miss 14, Iowa 12, Kansas State 8, Memphis 5, Houston 4, Arizona 1, Duke 1, Kentucky 1, Washington State 1.

Listings courtesy ESPN.com
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Brewers and Cubs Giving Away the NL Central to the Cardinals?
16 August 07 07:22 AM | scoutmom | 5 comment(s)
Let's face it guys. The Brewers and Cubs seem to be doing everything in their power to hand the NL Central Division to the St. Louis Cardinals.  No, seriously - just look at the numbers. Over the past 10 games, the Cards are 7-3 while Milwaukee is just the opposite at 3-7. The Cubs? Well, they're an even more pitiful 2-8.  We all know the Division as a whole is just plain stinko (yes, that is a real sports term - I heard it on ESPN).  If you were to put the Brewers - who still do lead the NL Central - against the NL West, they would be in FIFTH place.  The NL East - FOURTH.  

Yes, folks, it is sad, sad, sad.  But saddest of all are the two teams who are sitting there giving it all away.  Oh sure, it looks like the Cardinals deal for Joel Pineiro from the Boston Red Sox is going to turn out to be a real sweet move.  After all, he gave up only two runs and five hits in seven innings to help the Cardinals defeat the Brewers 8-3 on Wednesday night, right?  But was it all a former bullpen pitcher finally finding his stride or was some of it based on the fact that he was facing the hapless Brewers?

And then there's the Cubs.  The Cubs who managed to blow a three game lead AGAIN and lose to the Cincinnati Reds 11-9  on a two run pinch-hit homer from a guy who was called up on Tuesday from Triple-A Louisville.  This brings them to 10 losses over the past 13 games.  Oh, sure, they stayed just 1 1/2 games behind the aforementioned Brewers but it's more like they are just marking time until the Cardinals sweep on by.  

"We've been very fortunate. We haven't really played our best baseball over the last couple of weeks but we found a way to stay in it," Cubs outfielder Matt Murton said.  

Oh goody!!  Let's find the silver lining to this dark cloud called bad baseball.


NL Central      W     L     PCT     GB     L10     STRK     
    
Milwaukee        62     58     .517     -        3-7     L3     
        
Chicago           60     59     .504     1.5     2-8     L4     
    
St. Louis          57     60     .487     3.5     7-3     W4     
    
Houston           54     66     .450     8.0     6-4     L1     
     
Cincinnati        52     67     .437      9.5     7-3     W2     
    
Pittsburgh       49     69     .415     12.0     5-5     L3

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He Who Shall Not Be Named Breaks Home Run Record
08 August 07 07:25 PM | scoutmom | 5 comment(s)

Tuesday night, when a certain someone broke the Major League home run record, the commissioner of baseball wasn't there.  Neither was the person who had long held that record.  Hank Aaron, who declined to follow what's-his-name around while he attempted to break the record, congratulated him in a recorded message played on the scoreboard.

"It is a great accomplishment which required skill, longevity and determination," Aaron said.

"Throughout the past century, the home run has held a special place in baseball and I have been privileged to hold this record for 33 of those years. I move over now and offer my best wishes to Barry and his family on this historic achievement.

"My hope today, as it was on that April evening in 1974, is that the achievement of this record will inspire others to chase their own dreams," he said.

Hank Aaron is a class act.  And that's all that needs to be said.

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The Worst Division In Baseball - National League Central
07 August 07 09:31 PM | scoutmom | 2 comment(s)

Face it.  Doesn't matter that the Cubs are just a game behind Milwaukee.  They are playing in THE worst division in baseball - and not just this season.  It is that way year after year after...well, you get the picture.  Since divisional play began in 1969, when you compare the division's performance against all the others, they stink.  Remember last year?  The St. Louis Cardinals won the division.  Yep, with a whopping 83-win season.  And this year isn't faring much better.  

The Brewers, who led the division, are playing .531 ball.  That wouldn't do them better than 2nd in either of the other divisions.  But lest you think I am overly harsh, take a look at the statistics (Courtesy MLB)


 

Bitmap National League
National League















East W L PCT GB E# L10 STRK vs E vs C vs W INT HOME ROAD vs R vs L XTRA      1-RUN           RS           RA  X W-L
New York 63 48 0.568 - - 6-4 W1 20-17 21-9 14-15 8-7 30-23 33-25 43-32 20-16 6-4          14-6 519 468  61-50
Atlanta 59 53 0.527 4.5 47 5-5 W2 23-19 16-12 16-11 4-11 31-28 28-25 38-26 21-27 4-7         13-16 555 515  60-52
Philadelphia 58 53 0.523 5 47 6-4 W1 18-19 22-13 10-14 8-7 29-23 29-30 41-32 17-21 6-7 6-19 606 561
59-52
Florida 52 60 0.464 12 40 4-6 W2 20-21 14-15 9-15 9-9 26-32 26-28 37-42 15-18 4-5         16-16 541 579  53-59
Washington 51 61 0.455 13 39 7-3 L1 18-23 18-17 6-12 9-9 30-29 21-32 35-46 16-15 5-5         20-14 441 523
47-65
Central W L PCT GB E# L10 STRK vs E vs C vs W INT HOME ROAD vs R vs L XTRA      1-RUN           RS           RA X W-L
Milwaukee 60 53 0.531 - - 3-7 L2 15-14 25-21 12-11 8-7 39-20 21-33 37-36 23-17 6-4         18-14 540 517  59-54
Chicago 58 53 0.523 1 50 5-5 L2 15-18 24-21 11-10 8-4 30-28 28-25 48-35 10-18 1-7         15-18 513 460
61-50
St. Louis 51 58 0.468 7 45 5-5 W1 8-17 26-20 11-12 6-9 26-25 25-33 32-38 19-20 6-3 9-13 479 579
45-64
Houston 49 63 0.438 11 40 4-6 W1 10-11 18-28 12-15 9-9 29-25 20-38 31-45 18-18 7-8         16-19 505 578  49-63
Cincinnati 47 64 0.423 12 39 5-5 W2 8-16 23-25 9-12 7-11 24-29 23-35 32-37 15-27 8-6         18-15 519 579  50-61
Pittsburgh 44 64 0.407 14 39 3-7 L2 10-15 25-26 4-13 5-10 25-32 19-32 28-45 16-19 6-7 12-17 452 547  45-63
West W L PCT GB E# L10 STRK vs E vs C vs W INT HOME ROAD vs R vs L XTRA 1-RUN           RS          RA X W-L
Arizona 63 50 0.558 - - 8-2 W3 18-6 13-14 24-23 8-7 33-21 30-29 44-38 19-12 8-5
25-15 467 496
53-60
San Diego 60 51 0.541 2 49 6-4 L1 13-14 16-9 25-19 6-9 32-26 28-25 40-37 20-14 8-7
20-19 477 428  61-50
Los Angeles 58 53 0.523 4 47 2-8 L4 14-13 16-9 23-21 5-10 30-29 28-24 40-39 18-14 6-3  21-14 506 480
58-53
Colorado 57 54 0.514 5 46 6-4 W1 11-11 15-15 21-20 10-8 31-21 26-33 43-37 14-17 7-8 11-16 546 526
57-54
San Francisco 48 62 0.436 14 38 5-5 W1 11-11 13-12 19-29 5-10 26-27 22-35 32-47 16-15 6-11
16-21 469 479
54-56
W – Total season-to-date wins L – Total season-to-date losses E# – Elimination Number, the combined number of wins (by the first place team) and losses (by the trailing team) that will eliminate the trailing team from winning the division. The Elimination Number for any team is determined by adding their number of losses to the number of wins for the team leading the division, and subtracting that total from 163. The Elimination Number for the second place team is the "Magic Number" for the first place team. "E" indicates that the team has been eliminated from winning the division. v. E – Won-loss record vs. Eastern Division clubs in own league v. C – Won-loss record vs. Central Division clubs in own league v. W – Won-loss record vs. Western Division clubs in own league v. AL/NL – Won-loss record in interleague play HOME – Won-loss record in home games ROAD – Won-loss record in road games v. R – Won-loss record in games started by opposing right-handed starters v. L – Won-loss record in games started by opposing left-handed starters XTRA – Won-loss record in extra-inning games 1-RUN – Won-loss record in games decided by one run RS – Total season-to-date runs scored RA – Total season-to-date runs allowed XW-L – Expected won-loss record
based on runs scored and runs allowed, using this formula: RS^1.82/((RS^1.82)+(RA^1.82))

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Blame Canada? Robby Gordon Parked After Confusion in Montreal Busch Race
05 August 07 12:16 PM | scoutmom | 1 comment(s)

 In NASCAR, the rules say if you get spun out during a caution, you return to the position you were in when it happened.  And that's what Robby Gordon did Saturday when he was in second place at the Busch Series race in Montreal.  Unfortunately for him, NASCAR said the spin happened BEFORE the caution came out, so they wanted him to drop back to 14th place.  And, that's what they eventually told his crew chief, who passed it along to Robby.

Problem is, as far as Robby was concerned, he wasn't that far back when he got spun out under the yellow, so why should he give up all those spots?  He stayed right where he was, even when he was told he was being black flagged (sent to the back) and they waved that black flag with the white cross at him.  Nope, he stayed right up front and crossed the finish line first.

By then, there was so much confusion that three drivers did donuts in celebration.  You had the winner (Kevin Harvick), the runner up (Patrick Carpentier) and the guy who THOUGHT he won (Robby Gordon).  "Did you ever see so many damn burnouts at one time?" one Busch official was quoted as saying.

And what happened when it was all over?  Robby Gordon was NOT a happy camper...err..driver.  Gordon does not agree with NASCAR, obviously.  But, they are sticking by what they saw and they handed Gordon the rule book to read for himself.  "They said 'here's the rule book,'" Gordon said. "I play by their rules. I guess this was one of those."

As near as I can figure, here's what happened:  On the Lap 72 restart Marcos Ambrose and Gordon were fighting for the lead.  Kevin Harvick bumped Scott Pruett in Turn 2. The resultant pileup brought out the yellow flag flew at both the start/finish line and in the corners.

And while all of that was going on, Gordon had passed Ambrose, only to go spinning when the two made contact. Gordon's car sat sideways on the track while several other cars went past.  At that point, Gordon felt that when the yellow came out, he was either leading the race or in the process of getting hit from behind by Ambrose -- and should have been placed there when the race was restarted.

"Always go back to your position if you get spun out and Marcos spun me under the caution," Gordon said. "They told me originally go back to second place. I went back to second place.

"Halfway around the last lap, they said go back to 13th place, 14th place, something like that. Except I was never running 13th or 14th."

So, he kept going and crossed the finish line first.  And got the back flag  - instead of the checkered.

Afterwards, Busch Series director Joe Balash explained why NASCAR ruled the way it did.

"Once the caution came out, the field was frozen," Balash said. "Once the field is frozen, all cars must maintain cautious pace in order to be scored. At the time that the field was frozen, [Ambrose] was in the lead. [Gordon] did not maintain a cautious pace, and by NASCAR rule, cars that do not maintain a cautious pace are scored only when they blend back into the continuous line.

"... The tower ordered the 55 multiple times to get into position. The directive was acknowledged by the crew chief of the 55 and also communicated to the driver of the 55. The driver ignored NASCAR's directive. He was warned that he would be black-flagged if he did not comply."

Obviously NASCAR viewed things a little differently than Gordon did.

After trying to get Gordon to drop back in line, NASCAR dropped the green flag -- and Gordon promptly stuck a bumper under Ambrose, who went around in a cloud of smoke in Turn 2.

That incident prompted NASCAR officials to quit scoring Gordon, although he continued to run in front of leader Harvick.

"NASCAR took emergency action per the rulebook, section 12-2, thus parking the 55 which was also ignored," Balash said. "The black flag with the white cross was displayed to the 55 when it crossed the start/finish line on Lap 74. The 55 finished the line in 18th position."

The crowning touch was today:  Gordon was parked by NASCAR and P.J. Jones will drive his car in today's Pocono race.  

Blame Canada, eh!

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Recovery Efforts Continue in Minneapolis Bridge Collapse
02 August 07 07:23 AM | scoutmom | with no comments

The confirmed death toll in the I-35W bridge collapse in Minneapolis has been lowered, but authorities expect it to rise during the day today, as 20 people are still missing. Police Lt. Amelia Hiffman told the AP: "This morning, the medical examiner's office only has four sets of remains." Little hope is held for finding more survivors. "The likelihood is fairly slim," said Minneapolis Fire Chief Jim Clack. Operations have now changed from search and rescue to recovery.  At least 60 people were injured in the incident, six critically.

Among the missing are motorists, as well as at least one construction worker from Progressive Contractors Inc. About 20 workers were preparing to begin the night shift when the bridge collapsed, according to company officials.

According to various news accounts, there were approximately 50-60 vehicles on the bridge when it went down shortly after 6:00 PM Wednesday.

It will be some time before any answers can be provided as to the cause of this horrific collapse. Two years ago, the bridge was rated as "structurally deficient" and in possible need of replacement, according to an article in today's Minneapolis Star-Tribune. That rating is contained in the U.S. Department of Transportation's National Bridge Inventory database. The bridge was reinspected in 2005 and 2006 with no structural deficiencies identified, according to Gov. Tim Pawlenty. He called the bridge collapse "a catastrophe of historic proportions for Minnesota".

The investigation in to the cause of the collapse will most likely focus on vibration and fatigue cracking. Along with the ongoing construction work, a train was passing under the bridge. The former chairman of the National Transportation Safety Board said in an interview that "vibration is one of (the) things that cause cracking to propogate. They will be looking at that." Burnett is in Minnapolis for a Republican National Committee meeting.

A statement was issued by Homeland Security Secrtary Michael Chertoff saying there was no indication of terrorism. Transportation Secretary mary Peters is scheduled to fly to the Twin Cities this morning.

Press conferences are scheduled for this morning to update on the status of rescue/recovery.

Photo by Jeff Wheeler , Star-Tribune

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Minneapolis Bridge Collapse - Seven Dead
01 August 07 09:51 PM | scoutmom | with no comments

 While traffic sat bumper-to-bumper during the evening rush hour, the I-35W bridge over the Mississippi River outside Minneapolis collapsed with a roar today.  At least 7 people are dead and another 58 injured, including 10 children.  NBC News reported that every ambulance in the city was called out to respond.  A freight train passing under the bridge at the time of the collapse was cut in two.  Floodlights have been set up to assist in search and rescue operations at this time.

The Minnesota Department of Transportation estimates that aproximately 200,000 vehicles per day travel on the bridge, which is a major link beteween Minneapolis and St. Paul.  It was under repair at the time of the collapse.

"There were two lanes of traffic, bumper to bumper, at the point of the collapse. Those cars did go into the river," said Minneapolis Police Lt. Amelia Huffman. "At this point there is nothing to suggest that this was anything other than a structural collapse."

Ritha Boyle, 22, who said she lives about 200 yards from the bridge, witnessed the collapse.

"At first I just heard a big bang and I thought it was thunderstorms," Boyle told MSNBC.com. "Then I looked outside I noticed there was dust coming up from the bridge, and then I saw it go down and hit a train. I saw some cars trying to hit their brakes and stuff like that, and a whole bunch of cars went down."

 

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Although Wednesday's Minnesota Twins baseball game went on as scheduled, Thursday's game against the Kansas City Royals has been postponed, as has a groundbreaking ceremony for the new stadium.

A spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security said there is no reason to think that terrorism was involved in the collapse, NBC News' Pete Williams reported.

"We continue to monitor the situation. At this time, there's no indication of a nexus to terrorism," department spokesman Russ Knocke said in Washington.

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