Blah, Blah, Blah, Brewers Finally Win, Cubs Still Lose

Yep, that's right, the National League Central is still the WEAKEST division in baseball.  Which explains why the Brewers, who have only won 3 of their last 10 games are still in first place, and how Pittsburgh has been able to move up to 2nd while playing .451 ball and a record of 23 and 28.

And how the Cubs, who are playing typical Cubs ball (e.g., stinko!) are in 3rd and only 6 games back.  They are 10-14 at home, but 12-10 on the road.  Can anyone explain that?  Oh, wait, it's the CUBS!!  Yeah, the team that couldn't bother itself to find even one quality closer for this season.  The team that threw millions away on players that don't have a snowball's chance of helping them do anything.  Kerry Wood as a reliever?  Whoops, still hurt.  Mark Prior as a starter?  Yeah, not in anyone's lifetime.  Cubs' fans a little bitter?  Gee, you think?  Here's a team that's in a division where it's a miracle even the first place team is above .500 and the best we can do is 22 and 28.  Whoop, whoop, whoop.  At least we don't have to wait for the June Swoon this year.

But, just wait till next year!!!