Pirate Personality Test Results - Arrrr, Matey, I Be Liking These!

Published 28 April 07 06:48 PM | scoutmom
Since I've already done the Pirate Name Generator, and Who Are You from POTC, I decided to try the Pirate Pesonality test.  Here are my results:


You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.



What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

My favorite part of the test is the disclaimer at the bottom:

*Note. School Psychologists, Social Workers and Clinicians should be wary of using the TOTLAPPI when qualifying students for IDEA services, DSM IV identifications (under any axis) or as a part of any professional assessment. Medical professionals are hereby cautioned not to use the TOTLAPPI as a tool to determine appropriate medications and/or dosage. Lawyers are hereby notified that the results of the TOTLAPPI are not admissible in most state and federal courts with the notable exceptions of The Bahamas, French New Guinea, Madagascar and Wyoming. Amnesty International has requested a moratorium on the TOTLAPPI in Death Penalty Cases until the American College of Psychiatry and the British Psychological Association can complete a twelve-year longitudinal study into the TOTLAPPI's efficacy rate and cultural bias. This tool was designed for use solely by Pirate Captains and Web Surfers. Please do not attempt this in any professional setting.
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# fleur_de_lis said on April 28, 2007 08:53 PM:

I be stayin' outta your way Cap'n Scoutmom! I hear ye be wieldin' a mean cat o' nine tails, and I don't look good in stripes.

# Fluffy Cow said on April 28, 2007 10:15 PM:

I'm laughing too hard to talk like a pirate!!  Mine came up the Cap'n too, but I have one question for Scoutmom....  What did you pick as your pet?
: )

# fleur_de_lis said on April 28, 2007 11:06 PM:

Mine be Cap'n, too, so I took it agin and came up Old Chummy! He be an interestin' sort. Here I be, me n' me bag o' Ranch flavored Doritos, bloggin' on a Saturday nite with me mate gently snorin' in the background. Hmmm, maybe I do be closer to Old Chummy!

# scoutmom said on April 29, 2007 07:03 PM:

I can't be rememberin' what pet I was choosin'.  Since after I took the test the first time, I took it a couple more times with different answers.  But I believe I was awantin' a parrot.  

# Fluffy Cow said on April 29, 2007 09:22 PM:

I picked a smaller pirate!  
: )

# scoutmom said on April 30, 2007 07:10 AM:

Ah, matey, that could be I was choosin', too!