Masters Tournament Field Set

Published 04 April 07 05:39 PM | scoutmom
Masters News Bulletin

Monday, March 26, 2007

A total of 107 players, with 97 expected to participate, have been invited to the 2007 Masters Tournament, it was announced today by Billy Payne, Chairman of the Masters Tournament and Augusta National Golf Club. Among the field are...  Hey, you squirrels!!! GET OUT OF MY GARDEN....oh, sorry, where was I...

Among the field are five amateurs and 18 first-time participants. In accordance with qualifications, invitations have also been sent to...hang on a sec, I'll be right back.....
LEAVE MY TULIP BULBS ALONE, YOU THIEVES!!!!!....okay, back....sent to Honorary Invitees. The Masters Tournament will be contested April 2-8.

The following players qualified for the Masters by finishing among the...

Son of a gun, stinkin' rodents!!!!!!!  Never mind the Masters, it doesn't start until tomorrow anyway.  Right now, there are some Sciurus carolinensis (hmmm, almost sounds like they are scurrilous, don't it) that are just cruisin' for a bruisin'!  Time to let the dog out!


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# fleur_de_lis said on April 4, 2007 10:20 PM:

Omigosh, Scoutmom! I can just see you running back and forth brandishing a broom or flapping your apron! (But sorry, I like squirrels.)

# Fluffy Cow said on April 5, 2007 10:26 AM:

So... who won? The dog or the squirrels!!  This was sooo funny!!

Fluffy Cow

# scoutmom said on April 5, 2007 05:35 PM:

It's a draw.  The dog runs out and barks, the squirrels drop what they're eating and run up a tree.  Just wait until later in the summer when they start stealing my tomatoes!!