Here It Is - the ULTIMATE Sweepstakes! Win a Pimped Out John!

That's right, the sweepstakes to end all sweepstakes!

Guys, ever wish you could have a john like the one created on Home Improvement?  How about one like the 'special handicapped' George had on Seinfeld?  Ladies?  Tired of the guys hogging your bathroom?  You spend a year and a half of your life on the toilet, why not enjoy it!?

Well, now you can:
Enter to win a Pimped Out John from Rootorooter!   That's right, you too can have 'not just a toilet, but a throne!'  Think I'm kidding?  Just check it out:  http://rotorooter.com/john/index.php

Want a cold beer while you're sitting there?  Just reach over and grab it out of the 4.3 cubic foot refrigerator with beer tapper.  Don't want to miss a play in the big game (or a minute of your soaps?), watch them on the 20" Phillips LCD flat panel TV.  Want some music?  Dock your iPod on the iPod toilet paper holder!  And the piece de resistance?  A Kohler Cimarron Complete Solution Toilet.  Yep, folks, this is THE sweepstakes to enter!

The sweepstakes is open until April 2, 2007, and you can enter once per day until then.  So, if the idea of winning the Roto-Rooter Pimped out John:  a luxury toilet equipped with name brand seat warmer, 20-inch LCD television, gaming system, DVD player, laptop computer with fully articulated robot arm, MP3 player with docking station, refrigerator and digital video recorder sounds good, enter today!

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