Stupid Is As Stupid Does....
A few stupid things people say and do that really annoy the mess out of me...
1.) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. Thanks, I know where my watch is...where's yours?
2.) People who get off the couch to search the entire room for the remote that refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually.
3.) People who say,"You just want to have your cake and eat it to." You're dad-gum right, what good is cake if you can't eat it.
4.) People who say when you have found something you were looking for..."It's always the last place you look." No kidding, why in the world would I keep looking after I've found it. Do you say this? Who are you and where do you live?
5.) When you're at the movies and someone says "Did you see that?" No, I pay $8 to come and stare at the floor.
6.) This is a common one, when people ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7.) When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, there hasn't been anything before it, if it's improved there was something before it, right?
8.) If you rode the bus in school and someone came up to you and said "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus had already come, would I be standing here?
9.) When people ask, "Did you get a haircut?" No, it fell out at the ends, just like I like it.