Live Out Loud

A blog dedicated to living life as loud as we can for Christ.

I'm Out!

I requesting the creativity of my very smart, very funny friends here at Steeple. So here's the deal. There is a running joke that when you leave a group of friends you can say, I'm out like a...then something funny. For example...I'm out! Like a fat kid in dodgeball. Get it, he's out because he's not very good at dodgeball because he's not very mobile because of his weight issue, so therefore he can't move to get out of the way of the ball being hurled at him. I need some new matieral. I want to see what you guys can come up with. Submit your joke here in the comment area. Here's a few new one's I have so far.

I'm out....like life insurance in Iraq!

I'm out....like a Krispy Kreme employee on Weight Watcher's day off!

I'm out....like Green Tea(with Citrus) in my Fridge

Published Thursday, January 11, 2007 10:31 AM by Uncle Jesse

Comments

# re: I'm Out!@ Thursday, January 11, 2007 3:54 PM

I must say, I like the Iraq one. A group of people and I thought of some for you...
im out like a porch light in the ghetto
im out like christopher reeve in a game of twister
im out like donuts at a cop convention
im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs
im out like a blind kid playing darts
im out like a bulimic girls lunch
im out like an anorexic chick at a pie eating contest

If I get any more, I will add them!

Good post!!

by Zach

# re: I'm Out!@ Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:10 PM

im out like an albino kid playing flashlight tag

by jenneads

# re: I'm Out!@ Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:10 PM

im out like janet jacksons left nipple

by jenneads

# re: I'm Out!@ Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:11 PM

im out like your mom in a bikini

by jenneads

# re: I'm Out!@ Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:12 PM

im out like a handicap parking space at the special olympics

by jenneads

# re: I'm Out!@ Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:13 PM

I'm out like a mute kid at bingo   I'm out like a barber at a bald convention

by Beach1Fl

# re: I'm Out!@ Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:15 PM

im out like cheddar on government cheese day

by jenneads

# re: I'm Out!@ Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:17 PM

I'm out like a snowball in a fire pit.
I'm out like an astronaut heading for the sun at night time.

by aislin123

# re: I'm Out!@ Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:28 PM

im out like rosie o'donnell at a gay pride parade

by jenneads