Something Dell's actually great at

And what is that wonderful creation courtesy of Dell, you ask?
A laptop you desperately need for the winter.
One that generates massive amounts of heat.
Well, it's nothing that's especially unique to Dell, but you will never appreciate a scorching hot laptop more than when you've boarded a streetcar after spending any time being buffetted by December winds in downtown Toronto.
It's a sweet relief to feel the Dual Core processors churn so hard that the computers fans are forced to work overtime shunting the warmth onto your legs.
Especially true when some bloated walrus of a TTC patron decides to leave a window open. Gah.