is some commercial that says: “We are a nation of consumers, and there
is nothing wrong with that”. Every time I hear that, I can’t help but
think: “yes there is, consumers use up energy, and we shouldn’t use up
all the energy in the world!”
After all, every home has several outlets that do nothing but suck
up a lot of power and increase the consumers’ bills. Granted, we may
need the devices that we plug into the wall, but there is no way to
give back the power that we take except in the form of money.
Fortunately, someone has invented the Inlet-Outlet which allows you
to put power back into your wall. So how can you give it back? Try
connecting it to some exercise equipment. You might as well be creating
energy as you are burning calories. I suppose you could connect it to a
hamster cage if you want to add just a little bit of juice.
I don’t know why the Inlet-Outlet has a
weird connect that resembles an oversized USB. Couldn’t they just make
it so it looks like your average two or three-pronged outlet, so you
can just use the energy that you just made?
So far, this is still in the concept stage, but I don’t know how
long it would take before every home has it. Something tells me this is
one device that the energy companies don’t want you to know about. They
want you to be dependent on them.
As for me, I would love to be completely free of them and make my
own energy. I could get fit and power my house. So give me an
inlet-outlet, and I will stick it to the man!