Wolf shirt? Check! Wolf shirt? Read below for more details.
Coffee? - Check Photos? - Check Music? - Check Books? - Check Sarcasm? - Check Friday? - You bet!
This
can only mean random acts of sarcasm - like helping little old ladies
across the other side of the internet. Oh yeah and it is time for the Week in Weird.
1.0 Work - work is work and I am thankful to have a job as many are without. How is your work situation? Are you and your family making it? Has anyone started a garden? Are you cutting corners? What have you done to reduce? I stopped having my clothes dry cleaned, I cut my own hair, haven't been to a Starbucks in ages, who would when you can have delicious Green Mountain Coffee [link] for pennies on the dollar, and attempted to grow a garden with the key word being "attempted."
2.0 Friday is for photos and since yesterday was S's birthday..I want to say happy birthday big boy....daddy loves you!
3.0 Wolf Shirts anyone?
A friend of mine sent me the following link from Amazon to this sweet shirt [link]. Now the shirt is amazing but the reviews are hilarious! Here is just one brief example...
"Most Helpful Customer Reviews
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9,774 of 9,857 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth
5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic
happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover
my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and
was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on
my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to
'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The
women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend
and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no,
because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a
wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is
such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I
was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing
behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants
and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my
shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig
from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along
side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'),
cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have
been better if they glowed in the dark." |
Take some time and read through them when you get a chance.
4.0 What are you reading these days? I am loving Romans. How could anyone ever come to the conclusion that they can please God by their works after reading the Bible? Isaiah 64:6 says "But we are all like an unclean thing, And all our righteousnesses are like filthy rags" the translation here literally means the bloody rags from a woman's....well dare I say it? God compares our foolish acts and attempts to reach Him through works, religion, and acts of righteousness as bloody rags. Paul calls his works a steaming pile of dung (Philippians 3:7-9). It always has and always will be about Grace...God's umerrited favor toward sinful man. God coming down to man who could not reach up to Him. Jesus.
5.0 What are you listening to? Podcasts, sermons, a little Jack Johnson, some of the Three Tenors Greatest Hits.
6.0 Why the large clock around my neck?
So I will always know what time it is sucka!
7.0 Now that I own 65% of GM or more I think I will waltz into my local dealer ship....what? Oh, it's been closed you say? Ok, I think I will drive 235 miles to the nearest dealership and demand that my employees wash my car and give me a loaner Escalade to drive....What's that? You mean there are actually no bennefits to my taxes going to GM? No disounts? No stocks? No dividens? No profits? Not even the chance to boss some of the sales guys around? Then why did we bail them out in the first place? Sheesh!
8.0 Weekend plans anyone? Tonight we are doing to celebrate little man's birthday and who knows what Saturday holds in store?
That's it, that's all, I am out.
Shalom to you and your home.