BJ Not BK

Here at bjnotbk we strive to make the user experience excitable, enjoyable, and entertaining...the three "E's" of marketing.  Our goal is complete satisfaction and remember that every post comes with our 100% satisfaction guarantee.  If for any reason you are not completely satisfied with your post we will refund up to 200% of your purchase price.  

What can I expect out of W.I.W. 2.0?  Here is a short, but certainly not exhaustive list.

-fresh content - each post marked with a born on date to ensure the cleanest, purest post possible

-new pictures - Friday is for photos so look forward to new, interesting photos

-new format - time to change the format up a bit in terms of design and layout 

-new paint - there are plans in the future to paint the walls here at bjnotbk and I'm not talking about just rolling over the nose gold with the same ole same ole

-twice the sarcasm - all readers will be asked to sign a wavier before being granted access to the archives, please note that women who are pregnant or who are planning on becoming pregnant should not handle bjnotbk without first asking you physician

On with the show

1.0 Friday is for photos - I pity the fool who ponders to punk Mr. P (To see more incredible Mr. Potato Head Mash-ups visit here [link].)

I have to give my props to Joe Naplam for some great witting as of late.  I guess that case of Wheaties I sent you is finally starting to pay off?  What is the world's most expensive action figure?  You got it...G.I. Joe [link].  This baby will set you back a cool $200k but with the recent financial crisis I am told that the owner will trade for one used moped or one ham sandwich...please no mayo.

Speaking of expensive...I know that many of you are asking yourself...."self, what can I do for bjnotbk?"  And I have to say...great question.  Have you thought about this beauty?  At a cool $730k this is by far the world's most expensive pen.  One owner was quoted recently as say..."doh, doh, doh!"  When realizing he had left his pen at the Chucky Cheese along with his credit card receipt.

2.0 Moment of Zen?  There are several things we do not do at bjnotbk.  We don't tug on Superman's cape, we don't do feung shuai, we don't eat lima beans, and we don't do Zen.  We do Psalm 23 - "still H2Os"

3.0 Music is my passion, no it's books, no it's my family, no it's Jesus.  I love music, books, my family and Jesus.  Anybody can play the guitar but not everyone can be the world's greatest air guitar hero.

4.0 I am all about technology and I think I would really dig a kimble [link] but there is something very cool about holding a book in your hands, walking through the stacks of an antique bookshop that connects me back to humanity and gets me closer to the authors than mere bits and bytes blinking at me on a screen.  Here is an old school bookstore that I love.

I am completely consumed with Psalm 119 right now.

5.0  Bumpersticker blogging

2 new favorites of mine - 1. CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX - Sea levels are rising because Jesus is crying 2. Picture of a whale - "SAVE THE HUMANS"

6.0 B****** Oba**** is a traitor [link].

7.0 B****** Oba***** is not the Messiah [link].

8.0 On the personal side...M is still feeling yucky as the first trimester is almost over.  School is going well.  Work is going well.  

Shalom to you and your home.  Peace out