BJ Not BK

I hate cliches...don't you?  Let's cut to the chase.  If you could have any super power in the world what would it be?  Most people say flying and most men say X-ray vision or invisibility.  We won't go there.

Here is the challenge to you my faithful readers.  What obscure super power would you choose for yourself if you could?  

Here is mine:

I would give myself the ability to manipulate and control melon fruits.  I would call myself - HONEY DO!!!

My powers would give me the ability to control, manipulate, move, transform, shape, any melon fruit into any fashion I so choose.

Here are some examples:  I could fashion a jet fighter out of fresh cantelope.  With a watermelon I could build a bridge or heal the planet of global warming.  You get the idea.

My weakness would be that melon fruit is seasonal.  If the melon is out of season then I would not have my super powers so....my challenge would be to hire a young sidekick, Pit, and he would be in charge of my underground hot house where I grow melons year round.  Pit would follow me day and night on my crusades, always close by with a refrigerated truck or cooler full of ripe, melons at my disposal so that I could always tap into my superior melon powers.

Beat that if you can ha ha ha ha.