Wife: "Well, I guess things are going to change around here since you are going to seminary huh?"
Husband: "Yes. From now on you will need to wear a pioneer dress, a doily on your head, and will have to cook lots and lots of fried chicken."
Wife: "Will I have to raise my own chickens or can I buy them from the store?"
Husband: "I don't want to be legalistic about it....you can buy them from the store if it is easier for you."