I was shopping for some blue jeans yesterday. As I was in the dressing room sifting through the stack of various fits, cuts, and fades of each pair I realized that my process for selection has become a lot more complicated in the past three years. This is what the process looks like now:
1. True or False. These jeans won't slip or slide while I'm climbing playground equipment.
2. True or False. These jeans look best with tennis shoes since wearing cute, strappy sandals won't function well at the zoo.
3. True or False. When I sit down, these jeans don't reveal skin or bulges of any sort.
4. True or False. The pockets are large enough to fit three pacifiers, a set of keys, and a tube of chapstick (as lipstick leaves lip marks on my kids' cheeks).
5. True or False. My butt doesn't look big in these jeans.
6. True or False. Hubby will still think I look Hot in these jeans.
Good news! I think I found a pair yesterday that meets all these requirements.