Beware of the Caffeinated SUV Driver

Posted Wednesday, December 05, 2007 9:52 PM by Human Blogger

I was hauling my youngin's to a doctor appointment this morning (that's another blog entry for another time). Sometime between taking a sip of mocha while searching the iPod for "more cymbals" (thanks Wesley for this one!) and driving about 70-mph, it occurred to me that I'm not as safe of a driver as I thought I was. And then I became extremely paranoid of every SUV on the road assuming that the driver must also be a caffeinated, kid-hauling, soccer mom who was making poor driving choices because she was trying to maintain the peace in the back seat. So instead of pulling over the speeding two-seater sports cars driving 90-mph, cops really should focus their attention on us multi-tasking-5-mph-over-the-speed-limit-so-we're-not-easily-detected-caffeinated-SUV-drivers. 

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# re: Beware of the Caffeinated SUV Driver

Wednesday, December 05, 2007 11:11 PM by Fluffy Cow

*phew*

I'm safe... I drive a mini-van!

hee hee...

# re: Beware of the Caffeinated SUV Driver

Thursday, December 06, 2007 4:28 PM by fleur_de_lis

<gulp> I am putting my coffee down...

# re: Beware of the Caffeinated SUV Driver

Sunday, December 09, 2007 9:55 PM by RandomCarrie

It was great to see you this morning!  And I thought about you as I was drinking my latte and trying to plug the car charger into my phone.  We could all use a lesson in safer driving I'm afraid...even us single gals!

# Food for Thought

Monday, February 25, 2008 4:25 PM by @Home

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